magazine, which is filled with comforting articles on life in The Villages.
I am in the lobby for mere moments when a resident named Marvel walks up and introduces herself. She is one of several greeters, all of whom happen to be residents of The Villages. A lot of residents choose to work for The Villages, mostly as part-timers looking for a little extra cash and something to do.
Marvel jumps right into a friendly sales pitch. âOh, goodness, there are so many things to do hereâmore than a thousand activities each week,â she tells me. âItâs such a wonderful place for parents. You know what they say: people live longer when they stay involved and active!â
I sip a complimentary cup of coffee and ask her what itâs like to live in a community that restricts visits by younger family members. âItâs true that children canât stay longer than thirty days in any given year,â she responds. âBut gosh, weâre so busy; theyâre so busy. Weâre living our lives; theyâre living theirs. We visit them; they visit us. It works out just fine. Oh, look, I think the trolleyâs back. Letâs go see!â
Waiting outside is a bus masquerading as a San Francisco cable car with the aid of a colorful vinyl veneer. Buddy, a paunchy midwesterner with a big smile, is the driver. He is wearing a festive miniature top hatâa childâs party favorâheld in place with an elastic band that might ordinarily fit under oneâs chin. It is too small, so Buddy wears the elastic around the back of his head. Mindy, also aheavyset midwesterner with a contagious smile, is the tour guide. She wears a festive miniature plastic tiara. âLooks like Mindy is the Trolley Queen today!â Marvel remarks.
I board the intensely air-conditioned bus. Mindy sits in the front on a raised seat facing me. I take out my pen and paper and look around. I am the only passenger. Nevertheless, Mindy puts on her headset and turns up the volume. âThe Villages is the place to be,â she says, in her sing-song Scandinavian cadence of the upper Midwest. âItâs unbelievable! Buddy and I are both proud to call it our home. If youâre bored here, itâs your own fault!â Buddy turns his head and nods emphatically from the driverâs seat, and then puts the bus into gear. Mindy tells me that above all The Villages stands for GLC: golf, lifestyle, and convenience. âYou can buy a home anywhere; weâre selling a lifestyle that you canât find anywhere else in the world. Now keep in mind, everywhere we go today is accessible by golf cart.â
We drive around the town square, which Mindy compares to New York Cityâs Times Square âbecause there is live entertainment every night.â We drive past several churches: âNo community is complete without houses of worship!â Then Mindy points out the hospital. âTake a good look at it now because weâre about to add three more floors and an intensive care unit.â Mindy doesnât mention that despite the expansion of the medical facility and its self-proclaimed status as a regional hospital, there is no maternity ward.
Buddy makes his way around another large traffic circle and then pulls up to a guard booth. âThese are our lovely gates,â Mindy announces. âWeâre going to drive to some more established neighborhoods so you can get an idea of what your house will, uh, look like in a few years.â Mindy looks at me awkwardly. âUm. OK. Weâre in the neighborhoods now; thatâs why we came through a controlled-access gate.â
Every quarter mile or so, we pass additional gates on either side of us. These are the so-called residential âvillages.â Thepreponderance of gates, guard booths, walls, and security cameras is a touch peculiar, given that The Villages bills itself as Floridaâs Friendliest Hometown. But it is