started toward the stairs. Paused at the bottom. âYou lost a sister, and Iâm sorry. But I lost my entire world. Everything I knew is gone or so different, itâs unrecognizable. If I can deal with that, and, believe me, I can, then you are just going to have to deal with me being me.â
I walked up the stairs. Before I closed the door behind me, I heard him swear and throw something against the wall.
So far I was doing just a bang-up job of fitting into this world.
Neds were where weâd left him, down the hall, leaning in the doorway, where he could keep an eye on every wing of the house. I didnât think he could hear what Quinten and I had been talking about. The basement was too well insulated.
âIâll take over not doing anything useful in the hallway for you,â I said. âYou can go fix the pump now.â
Right Ned grinned. âWhat Iâm doing is all kinds of useful. Iâm guarding us from the mercs in the nursery, since our life has just turned into crazy town.â
âThanks for bringing the crazy, by the way,â Left Ned added.
I could tell from the curious glint in their eyes that they were just joking. âAnytime.â I leaned on the wall across from him. âJust so you know, thisââI waved one finger around in the airââis going exactly to plan.â
âWhich part?â He settled to better face me, his hip propped against the wall.
There was something pleasing about those boys. Sure, he wasnât built like your average man, but those blue eyes of his, the breadth of his shoulders, the way Right Ned was almost always smiling while Left Ned rolled his eyes or scowled at him, made him approachable and interesting.
And I knew how very kind and loyal they could be.
Theyâd saved my life. Theyâd done so at great risk to their own.
âThe whole Iâm Not the Sister My Brother Wants Me to Be and the World Is a Thousand Times Weirder Than What I Remember thing,â I said.
âWeirder?â
âPlagues. Bombs. Mercenaries. Time troubles.â
âThey didnât have those things in your world?â
I pulled my hands back through my hair and tried to tuck it behind my ears. First chance I got, I was going to either cut it short or braid it to get it out of my way.
âSure, we had those things. But there were technology and medicine and plenty of resources to deal with it all.â
âSounds like easy living.â
âNot at all, really.â
âQuinten coming back up here?â he asked.
âI think he needs a little time. He just found out Gloria is infected with One-five.â
âWell, shit,â Right Ned said. He eyed the basement door, looked me over again. âThat pump needs to be fixed before nightfall. Youâve got a piece in your holster.â
âI know.â
âDo you know how to use it?â Left Ned asked. âHave you ever fired a weapon before?â
âYes and yes. Ran the farm, remember?â
âThought you said your time was filled with rainbows and rabbitâs feet,â Left Ned said.
âYou know how you get a lucky rabbitâs foot, right? You cut off the rest of the rabbit.â
Right Ned chuckled. âSo, youâre comfortable shooting those two clanks if you have to?â
âShooting them wouldnât do much good.â Then, at their looks: âI can hold my own if they get out of hand.â
They both glanced down at the basement door again, and from how they held themselves, I had a moment to wonder if they could hear each otherâs thoughts.
In my time, the Harris boys had a knack of touching a person and being able to see a vision or two of their past, or sometimes of their future. It made skin-to-skin contact distasteful to them, but it had come in handy more than once.
âI know this wonât make any sense to you,â I said. âBut I want to thank you. For everything.
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