vehicle, the professional thief
will scaff the car: put a length of scaffolding tube into the
steering wheel and apply pressure until the steering lock snaps. They will then
eitheruse the scaffolding tube to snap off the ignition barrel, or
a slide hammer or panel puller – a short steel pole with a heavy
weight that slides easily up and down it, and into the end of which a self-tapping
screw slots. They’ll insert the screw into the ignition lock and give it a couple of
turns until the threads bite into the softer metal of the lock, then twist it in as
far as it will go and use the weight to exert pressure on the screw, pulling
backwards. The ignition lock will pop out of its housing quite easily, exposing the
ignition wires. Then the professional car thief will stick a flathead screwdriver
into the hole and twist. They now have ignition. Another way of getting ignition is
to strip the wires and then connect them together; this is commonly known as hot-wiring , as the car thief is looking for the ‘hot’ wire, the
one with the power running through it.
See Draggers
, TDA merchants
, Twockers
TOOLED UP
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To be tooled up is to be
equipped for a crime, but particularly for a crime of violence. If someone asks you
if you are tooled up, they are usually enquiring whether you are carrying any
weapons on your person. Tooling up usually means obtaining a firearm. In prison, to
be tooled up is to be carrying a weapon for the purpose of violence.
See April
TURTLES
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If you are going to commit any sort of
crime, the minimum you are going to need in order to avoid detection, arrest and
imprisonment is a decent pair of turtles (turtle doves = gloves).
Gloves are of course used by criminals to avoid leaving fingerprints behind at the
scene of the crime, butthey are also useful if your theft requires
you to smash something made of glass (a window usually) in order to gain entry. Not
only do they prevent your hands being cut, but also, should that happen, they enable
you to avoid leaving behind an incriminating drop of blood from which DNA can be
extracted. However, in recent years, forensic experts have been able to take glove
prints from the scene of a crime, and if the perpetrator is caught with the same
gloves in their possession, they can be matched.
TWIRLS
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Twirls is old-fashioned
slang for ‘keys’. The word derives from the fact that, once you put the key in the
lock, you then have to spin, or twirl, it in order to open the lock. At one time (up
until the 1960s) twirls referred specifically to skeleton keys, or ‘bones’, which
are used in crime and, in particular, burglary. Car twirls were a set of
double-edged FS keys that would fit almost any car, up until car security began to
improve in the 1980s. To be ‘out on the twirl’ was slang for thieving of any
sort.
See Boys
WORK
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As a professional or full-time criminal
you will class your criminal activities as work , because this is
what you earn your living from. Work used to be a word that applied only to armed
robbery. Robbers would talk of ‘having a bit of work’ or ‘going to work’. In recent
years the word has come to be applied to most criminal activity from which the
criminal earns enough to avoid real work.
3. Transport
Section 12 of the Theft Act 1968 states
that ‘a person shall be guilty of an offence if, without having the consent of the
owner or other lawful authority, he takes any conveyance for his own or another’s
use or, knowing that any conveyance has been taken without such authority, drives it
or allows himself to be carried in or on it. A person guilty of an offence shall be
liable to … a fine … or to imprisonment for a term not exceeding six
months, or both.’ This is the crime of taking a motor vehicle or other conveyance
without authority.
Transport is essential to most
criminals, not only for getting to and from the