The minute she opened the door I was immediately reminded of what attracted me to her from the beginning: the blue eyes, dark spiky hair, small sturdy body, and the perfectly round bottom covered in baggy jeans. I wanted to turn her around and smack her ass, but we hadnât seen each other in over two months and had more pressing things to get over first.
After the awkward âHelloâ hug, we sat down at her kitchen table for the lasagna, which she had baked to perfection and served with a crisp salad and warm bread. Iâd almost forgotten what a good cook she was. Almost forgotten that on our first date, Kate had described herself as a domestic butch.
âI like to cook,â she had said.
âAnd I like to eat,â I answered before pushing her down on the bed.
When we were finished with the lasagna, we moved into the living room where we sat on separate parts of her sectional couch to watch the DVD. It doesnât matter what the movie was, and I canât remember it one bit. But I found myself trying to figure out a way to smoothly move myself onto her section of the couch. Maybe if I stretched out far enough, I would touch her leg. I tried this several times but couldnât completely work it. The last time I sat on this couch with her, she lay across my knee as I smacked her fleshy cheeks with a paddle. Iâd worked it into a good rhythm, moving from one red-welted cheek to another with an intensity that almost scared me.
âBaby, I donât think I can take anymore,â Kate cried.
âOh, youâre going to take it.â I picked up the rhythm.
âIt feels so good,â she acquiesced.
âI bet it does.â I continued smacking.
But that night I kept my distance as she didnât seem too interested in crossing over onto my area of the couch.
Following the movie, we stood in her doorway for the goodbye.
âItâs late,â I said, looking at the clock on the wall.
âWhat do you mean by that?â she asked cautiously.
I reached out and touched her handâI couldnât help myself. When she touched me back, it was obvious we were both under the spell of the familiar.
âI mean itâs past midnight,â I offered.
âDoes that mean you want to stay over?â Kate asked.
âDo you want me to?â
âIf you want to.â
âAre you sure?â
âYeah, itâs too late. The bus is weird now.â
âI can sleep on the couch.â
âYou donât have to do that.â
âAre you sure?â
âYes.â
Kate handed me my favorite red flannel pajamas. The ones Iâd always worn when I stayed over during our two year relationship. They were soft and warm and as soon as they were in my hands, I realized how much Iâd missed them. Or perhaps Iâd just missed her. I went into the bathroom to change. Just a few months prior, I would have disrobed right in the middle of the living room, but since we were broken up I felt self-conscious. I was surprised that she had even kept the pajamas; I was even more surprised to find my pink toothbrush waiting for me in her medicine cabinet in the same spot I had always kept it. But then her toothbrush was still in my cabinet, too. I didnât want to throw it out. âLesbian couples never really break up,â someone said to me years ago, âthey just find new ways to be co-dependent.â I never thought that was true. Iâm not one of those people who could be friends with my exes, so this was new territory for me.
Kateâs new girl made her presence known in the bathroom as well. There was an unfamiliar hair product sitting out on the sink next to expensive loose powder. On the shelf above were two tacky hair accessories with long strands of blonde hair still attached. I picked up one of the barrettes and studied the specimen. I could tell by the way the hair caught the light that the other girl was a natural blonde. Kate
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