had heard a detailed description of every major blood-producing event endured by the Shaw family over the past fifteen years.
His own mom was not impressed with his condition. She gave him a quick once-over and said, âGo put that shirt in cold water in the laundry room, then take a shower. Since Iâm home a little early, I think Iâm going to make lasagna for dinner. Howâs that sound?â And that was itâfrom his mom.
By dinnertime the bruise had spread under his left eye, and his big brothers wanted details.
âWhat do you mean, âan accident,ââ said Ross. âDid you fall off the climbing wall? Or get hit by a baseball? What?â
Greg shook his head. âIt was somebodyâs hand.â
Edward said, âSome kid hit you?â
âNo,â said Greg. âIt was just a bump, and she didnât mean to.â
ââSheâ?â said Ross. âA girl did this? Thatâs lousy. I mean, if a guy whacks you, you can whack himback, but if itâs a girlââ
âBoys.â Their dadâs tone of voice froze the chatter. âNobody in this family âwhacksâ anybody. It was an accident. So just drop it, all right?â
Ross and Edward let it goâat least until after dinner.
Greg was sitting at his desk doing a tally of the dayâs sales when both his brothers came bursting into his room. They each had painted on a black eye, and Ross, panting like heâd been running, said, âHide us, hide us! Me and Edward, we were outside just now, and, and this whole gang of tiny little girls came up and started pounding us! It was terrible! Theyâre everywhere, theyâre everywhere!â And then they both fell on the floor, howling with laughter.
Greg wanted to laugh too, but he didnât dare. Ross was a high school sophomore and Edward was a freshman. The slightest encouragement of their madness could prove fatal. As coldly as possible, Greg said, âVery funny,â and went back to his numbers. He always did the accounting before he started his homework.
About twenty minutes later Greg was almost done with his social studies reading when his mom called up the stairs, âGreg . . . telephone.â He trotted out and grabbed the portable phone off the table in the hall.
It was the last person he wanted to hear from.
âGreg, itâs me . . . Maura. There was an assignment in math. And you werenât there. So I thought youâd want to know.â
Greg said, âUh, yeah . . . sure. I mean, I was going to call and get it from Ted.â And he thought, What, does she think Iâm so stupid that Iâd miss a math assignment? But in a fairly pleasant tone of voice he said, âSo, whatâs the assignment?â
âYou have a pencil?â
âUh-huh.â Greg had already hurried back to his room for fear that his brothers might guess he was talking to a girl.
âOn page seventeen, itâs exercise B,â said Maura, âall the even-numbered problems. And I could help, if you donât understand it or something . . . because you werenât there.â
âNo, thatâs okay,â said Greg. âI can do it. This stuff is still review. So this is good. Yeah . . . this is good.â
Maura said, âMr. Z told everybody to payspecial attention to the decimal points. And he said he might give a quiz. Which means he probably will.â
âGood,â said Greg. âI mean, thatâs good to know. Yeah . . . good. This is good.â
Already this was the longest phone conversation Greg had ever had with a female who was not his relative, or at least thirty years old, or both. Plus, Greg couldnât help remembering what Mr. Z had said, that he thought Maura found him interesting. Even with a topic as safe as a math assignment, Greg felt the strain. He was ready to sign off.
Then Maura said, âI read your comic book again. It makes my
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