exactly a high-powered motor boat, but thereâs still a sense of impermanence about it.
âI suppose even my home reflects my restlessness,â Fergus says, as though reading my mind.
âAlways ready for a quick getaway, right?â
âRight.â He lifts his glass to the light and looks through it. âHow would you describe that gorgeous colour?â
âCrimson? Ruby?â
âVermilion. Garnet. I never understand why they talk about the blood-red wine.
The King sits in Dumfernline toun, drinking the bluid-red wine
. . . even in Scotland, one of the great non-wine-growing regions of the world, it canât have been anything like the colour of blood.â
âMulberry,â I said.
âMulberry is good.â He smiles at me. âYes, Iâm still single because, in my experience, women donât like being on the move all the time, they prefer to settle down in one place.â
âIâm like that.â
âHow did I guess?â
I ignore that. âAre you working on a book at the moment?â
âNaturally. Thatâs what I do. At least . . .â He rubs at his cheek. âIâm
trying
to work on a book. This oneâs proving difficult to get down to.â
âWhatâs it about?â
âEverything. Nothing. Life.â He hesitates. âI just got back from Mexico. Iâm interested in a painter called Lennart Wells. Ever heard of him?â
I shake my head.
âSome years ago Wells walked out of his house and vanished into the Mexican jungle. Every now and then one of his paintings appears on the market but nobody ever sees him. I thought it might be fun to try and track him down, see if he would talk to me, tell me why he literally got away from it all. It sounds like a story I could work with.â
âDidnât Somerset Maugham already write that one?â
â
The Moon and Sixpence,
yeah. But Iâd be approaching it from a different perspective. It could be good. But itâs still very nebulous.â
âIs it difficult, being a writer?â
âA lot of the time. But when it works, itâs the biggest buzz in the world.â
âIt must be hard to think of new plots.â
âThey say there are no new stories, only new ways of telling them. Thatâs what I like about the job. Putting words together and ending up with a story.â A sudden glow of enthusiasm shines in his eyes. âEver appreciated how fortunate we are to live in a world so crammed with words, where everything,
everything
, has a name? Everything. And not just one name but many, alternate names, names in every language, hundreds and thousands of them, millions?â
âOnce youâve named something, I guess that kind of ties it down.â
âThatâs exactly right.â He moves closer. âDid you know that the English language, as spoken in the British Isles, contains more than half a million words?â
âI didnât.â
âBut you know about writing yourself,â he says. âIâve got copies of your books. I especially liked the one about container gardens. Thatâs the sort of gardening Iâd enjoy.â
A woman whoâs been eyeing us for some time now comes over. âYouâre Theo Cairns, arenât you?â
âYes. And this is Fergus Costello.â
âAh.â She tries to remember why she knows the name and then gives up on it. âForgive me interrupting, but I saw one of your miniature gardens recently and thought it was absolutely exquisite. I loved the little pagoda. And the musicians â
so
adorable!â
âTheyâre great, arenât they?â
âI was at a banquet at the Guildhall recently,â she goes on. âThe tabletops you did there were absolutely stunning.â
âWell . . .â I spread my hands deprecatingly. âThank you. Thank you very much.â
She leaves and Fergus