with a holiday.â
âIâm far too busy,â I say, though right now, the thought of a few days in the sun, doing absolutely nothing, is incredibly tempting.
Irritatingly, Fergus Costello appears at my side again, and the Cartwrights move off elsewhere with what seems to be over-elaborate tact.
âThatâs what you call a truly happy union,â he says, watching as they join Charlie and Caro. âYou look at those two and you understand what itâs all supposed to be about.â His eyes slide up my face. âAre you married, Theodora?â
âI was, but it didnât work out.â
âWhy not?â
âAll sorts of reasons,â I say lightly. I have to admit that sometimes I think of Harvey with regret. His reasons for wanting to get married might have been the wrong ones, but so were mine. We lasted five years before we split up; they werenât unhappy years, just rather meaningless.
âSo why did you choose him in the first place?â
âHeâs twenty years older than I am. He offered me safety and I took it.â
âWhat did you offer him?â
I shrug. âWho knows what these bargains entail?â
âIs that how you see marriage? As a bargain?â
âIsnât it? In return for security, he got a young body in bed. A dutiful hostess. A chatelaine to take care of his home. Which, let me say, I enjoyed doing.â
âSo why did you split up?â
âIn the end, it came down to the chains,â I say, to my own surprise. Iâm not in the habit of talking so freely to virtual strangers.
âChains? Do you mean real, or symbolic?â
âBoth. Every birthday, every Christmas, Harvey gave me another chain. Solid. Beautiful. Expensive. Red gold, yellow gold, rose gold. I started to feel as though they were a slave collar, like a badge of servitude.â
âPretty classy servitude.â
âServitude, all the same.â On my twenty-sixth birthday, seeing the by-now-familiar shape of the package beside my plate, Iâd panicked. I have nothing against gold, but I prefer it in ingots, stashed in a bank vault, rather than hanging down between my boobs. As I picked up the package and began to tear off the wrapping, I had an absolutely clear image of myself ten, fifteen, twenty years down the line, shoulders bowed, forehead scraping the ground from the accumulated weight of all the chains Iâd been loaded with. âIt was the way he looked at me when I put the last chain round my neck. Exactly the same as when he bought a new car or a new tie. I realized that as far as he was concerned, I was just another chattel. Another asset.â
âSo what happened?â
âA week later I left him. It was all very amicable.â
âWhere is he now?â
âHappily remarried, with a clutch of babies puking all over his Savile Row tailoring.â
âAnd you have no regrets?â
âVery rarely. What about you?â
âIâve been in a couple of long-term relationships but nothing serious.â He looks at me quizzically and I know heâs wondering if Iâve read about him in the papers.
I pretend I havenât. âDoes it worry you, still being single?â
âA little. No, actually, thatâs not true. Iâm heading towards forty, and it worries me a lot. If Iâm not careful, Iâll end up as a crusty old bachelor. Trouble is, Iâm too much of a wanderer. I never stay in one place very long â I just have to hope that one day Iâll meet someone who doesnât mind.â
âIt wonât be me,â I say, before I can stop myself. âI had enough of the gypsy life when I was a child. I never really acquired the taste for it.â
âYour father was in the services, was he?â
âErm . . . yes. Do you have a base somewhere?â
âA houseboat in Chelsea.â
âVery suitable.â A houseboat is not