hand up the wall towards the light switch. Then he realised that the lights were already on. Bloody fool, mustâve forgotten to turn them off before he left that morning; except that he distinctly remembered having done so. But here the lights were, distinctly on, so his memory must beâ
There was someone sitting in his chair: feet propped on his battered coffee table, shoulder-length white-black-grey hair just visible above the back of his chair. Before he could react, the intruder stood up, turned and faced him.
Luke bloody Ferris.
CHAPTER THREE
âY ouâre late,â Luke said. âNever mind. Come on in, sit down. Have a crisp.â
On the coffee table, a packet of crisps, savagely torn open. âWhat the hell do you think youâre . . .â
âJust the one chair,â Luke said, tightening the corners of his mouth in a small grin of scornful compassion. âI take it you donât entertain much.â
âHow did you find out where I live?â
Apparently Luke hadnât heard him. âI was expecting bachelor squalor,â he said. âObviously she got you well trained before she left. Not a sock or a styrofoam tray full of cold chips anywhere to be seen.â
âThatâs none ofââ
âA little palace, you might say,â Luke went on, looking through Duncan at something clearly far more interesting - the wall, say, or the windowsill. âA little palace thatâs been burgled by professionals and stripped of all its contents, but a little palace all the same.â He drew a long forefinger across the top of the coffee-table. âYou donât dust , do you?â he said, and there was a hint of genuine awe in his voice, mixed with the barely repressed amusement. âBloody hell, mate, my mother used to dust.â
The instinct is to fight, but giving in is often easier. âAll right,â Duncan said. âSit down if you want to.â
âThanks.â Luke smiled, turned back to the chair, turned round three times and sat down. Duncan noticed that the top pocket of his suit jacket was lined with pencils, all heavily chewed. âYouâre a bastard, you know, sneaking off like that. I had to drink your beer for you.â
âMy heart bleeds.â
âSo it should. Oh, donât stand there like a butler, sit down. Itâs hurting my neck peering up at you.â
Duncan scowled at him, then got down and sat on the floor. His masterâs voice, he couldnât help thinking.
âThe answerâs no,â he said.
âSorry?â Luke replied, âDonât quite follow. Answer to what?â
âThe job offer. Iâve thought about it, and itâs really kind of you, but I think Iâll stay where I am.â No sudden violent interruption; Luke was looking over the top of his head. âNo offence,â he went on, âbut Iâve come to the conclusion thatâLook, would you mind bloody well not doing that?â
For a moment, Luke seemed puzzled. Then he seemed to notice that heâd picked the TV remote up off the coffee table and started chewing it. He lowered it, but didnât put it back. âThatâs daft,â he said. âYou donât want to stay there. You told me yourself, the whole gig sucks like a Dyson.â
âI exaggerated.â
âBalls.â Luke stood up, and Duncan saw that heâd left a few white hairs on the chair-back. âIâve heard all about Craven Ettins,â he went on. âTypical London law firm. They treat you like dirt, pay you peanuts, the only reason they donât sell their grandmothers to the glue factory is that you donât make glue out of grandmothersââ
âYes,â Duncan said. âButââ
âWell?â
And Duncan smiled as he said, âBut at least theyâre not you.â
Lukeâs body slammed into the back of the chair as if heâd been shoved, and