his bushy eyebrows shot up like house prices. âWhat did you say?â
âTheyâre not you,â Duncan repeated, amazed at how calm he felt. There now, he was saying to himself, that wasnât so bad, was it?
For the first time - yes, dammit, for the first time since heâd known him, Luke seemed genuinely bewildered, as if he didnât know what to do. âI donât understand,â he said.
âReally?â
âYes, really. Bloody hell, Dunc, you make it sound like you donât like me.â
And Duncan smiled. âDonât call me Dunc,â he said pleasantly.
âWhat? Oh. You donât likeââ
âNo.â
Pause. Luke was watching him, like a cat at a mousehole. âI didnât know that. You never said.â
âI did, actually. You never took any notice.â
âDidnât I?â
Duncan shook his head. âYou never do. Thatâs your trouble, you hear things but you donât listen .â
âOh.â Luke had his head slightly on one side. âRight, fine, I wonât do it again if it bothers you.â He paused, frowning. âIs that it, then?â
âWhat?â
âWhatever it was that was bugging you,â Luke said. âThe name thing. Was that why you said you donât want toâ?â
âDonât be stupid.â He saw Lukeâs eyes grow very big and wide, and if he didnât know better heâd have thought he heard a very low, faint growling noise. âItâs not just that. The name thing was just the tip of the iceberg. Itâsââ
âItâs what?â
Luke, he realised, genuinely didnât know; which made it next to impossible to explain. It was like trying to tell a five-year-old about the causes of the Seven Years War in three sentences. âItâs everything,â he said; and then he added, âOh screw it, you wouldnât understand.â
Luke frowned. âItâs not just dusting, is it?â he said. âYou even talk like a girl these days. She must haveââ
âOh, for crying out loud.â Then Duncan realised that he was sitting on the floor, in his own flat. It struck him as a really stupid thing to be doing, when he had a perfectly good chair, the only problem with which was that it was currently full of Luke Ferris. He stood up. âHow did you get in here?â he snapped.
Luke shrugged. âClimbed,â he replied.
That made no sense. âAre you kidding? Itâs the fifth floor.â
Luke grinned. âPiece of cake,â he said. âI went round the back and saw youâd left your kitchen window open; so I shinned up next doorâs drainpipe to that little balcony thing, and jumped across onto your windowsill. Really, you should be more careful with your windows, thereâsââ
âYou jumped?â In spite of everything else that was going on in his mind, Duncan was doing mental triangulation. From the third-floor balcony of the building next door to his kitchen windowsill: easily thirty feet. âBullshit,â he said. âThatâs not possible.â
âIâm good at jumping.â Luke was nibbling at the TV remote again. âDonât you remember at schoolâ?â
âLook.â Duncan pulled himself together. âForget how you got in. All Iâm interested in is how youâre getting out again. How quickly, actually.â
âHm?â
âLeave.â
Immediately, Luke put the TV remote back on the coffee table, but stayed in the chair. There was something about that; a point that Duncan felt he was missing, but was too annoyed to clarify. âSteady on,â Luke said. âThereâs no need to go working yourself up into a state. Calm down, get a grip, stop looming over me and tell me whatâs bothering you. I mean,â he added, sounding a bit like God forgiving the ninety-seven-billionth sin of Mankind