skimming off some surplus production.â
âDidnât I tell you to stop all this wheeling and dealing?â
She sighed. âI know, you did, Louie, but itâs just not that simple.â
âWhereâs the hard part?â
âYou canât roll an empire up overnight. Iâve got people relying on me.â
âOne of these days youâll get into trouble.â
âEveryoneâs paid off, donât worry. Theyâre all looking the other way.â
âAnd whatâs all this about Smokey G. Jones and some placebo?â
âIâm trying to cut her down â sheâs getting through three bottles a week.â
âThatâs not what I meant.â
She shrugged. âYou know how it is. She took part in a trial at the hospital for some new drug and they gave her the placebo. She said it worked a treat. Placebos are the ââ
âI know what they are.â
âFaith can move mountains, Louie.â
âBut you canât go round prescribing drugs.â
âItâs only vitamin C. And anyway, sheâs hooked now, I canât stop it.â
The sound of a man unconvincingly barking like a dog cut through the air. The noise set off a frenzy of activity. The men stopped unloading and scurried hither and thither, slamming doors and flinging tarpaulins over crates. Shouts of âpoliceâ and âstopâ came from the other room. Calamity grabbed her stuff and fled to the far side of the hall. In less than two seconds I was alone. Calamity rushed back, grabbed my arm and dragged me to the cupboards where they stored the protective clothing and pulled me inside.
* * *
We stood in the dark cupboard and held our breath, listening intently to the sounds from outside. Footsteps approached. Stopped. The door was pushed slightly, teasingly. And then opened. It was Llunos. He made a soft gulping sound as he recognised us, his eyes jumping in their orbits. We smiled. He closed the door. Five minutes later, a piece of paper was slipped through. It said, âNot you as well!â
Chapter 6
THE DEATH OF one of the ventriloquists had shaken the others quite badly and some had agreed to talk. I was shown into a room upstairs at the Seamanâs Mission in which sat two very old men, with fine wisps of white hair on their shiny pates, and old suits that had stayed the same size for years as they both gradually shrank. They were drinking tea and still chewing their breakfast with grizzled unshaven jowls and false teeth that suggested the necessary lip control to be a working vent was no more than a distant memory for them. They were twins, Bill and Ben.
âFew years ago he probably performed at their birthday parties,â said Ben. âTheir little faces glowing with excitement.â
âAll pink and freshly scrubbed, their hair neatly combed and everyone smelling of vanilla,â said Bill. Then he turned to me again as if just remembering something.
âAre you sure the confrère spoke after Mr Marmalade was dead?â
âThe what?â
âHis confrère, Señor Rodrigo.â
âYou mean his dummy?â
âWe never use that word, itâs insulting. Are you sure he carried on speaking?â
âNo, Iâm not sure, Iâm just saying thatâs how it seemed. It was probably the wind.â
âHow could it be the wind, the wind doesnât speak Spanish!â
âNo I know, but itâs like ââ
The old man stamped his foot in a strangely uncalled-for stateof agitation. âBut thatâs a stupid thing to say, the wind goes: Woooooooaaahhh-ooooo â¦!â
âOr: Phweeeeeeeeeee!â added Ben.
âNot like Spanish at all,â said Bill.
âOK, you win.â I raised my hands. âIt couldnât have been the wind.â
The two old-timers looked at each other with an air of intense earnest. Bill hissed the words, âItâs the Quietus!