style on a big property, just as I remember driving past it with Dad.
Thereâs one detail in the picture Iâm really proud of. Iâve drawn Zeus, the American kestrel, in the top corner of the page. I make it obvious that he gets away safely, out of Quailzillaâs path of destruction.
âEddie.â
I look up.
Mr. Dover is staring at me while holding a tiny slip of paper. He has drawn my name from the robinâs nest. I close my bird journal so no one can see the Quailzilla picture.
Mr. Dover mixes up the papers in the nest. âLetâs see who will be the lucky partner with the heir of greatness.â
He pulls out the crinkled slip of paper, unfolds it, and says one name.
âMouton.â
Woodpecker Pens and Bird Wars
T he first thing that goes through my mind is that Mr. Dover has paired me with Mouton on purpose. This canât be accidental. Stepping on a toddlerâs foot while standing in line at the wild bird exhibit is an accident. But being partnered with Mouton for a science project, after my run-in with Mr. Dover, is definitely not an accident.
I canât believe this. Iâll have to pull off a miracle to win the blue ribbon.
Mr. Dover drops the paper strip on the counter. He draws more names but Iâm not listening.
âOkay, everyone. Partner up. Make a list of fivepossibilities for your symposium project. Remember, youâre going to be working closely with this person, so make sure you both agree on your choices. Stubbornness and arguing will only make your lives miserable.â
Yeah, he definitely partnered me with Mouton on purpose. âMiserableâ is going to be my middle name.
Mouton taps his woodpecker pen on his desk. âEddie-shovel-truck! Eddie-shovel-truck!â
Mouton got this woodpecker pen in fourth grade, the same year he started calling me Fish Boy. The pen is red and black. In the top part is a small red-headed woodpecker figurine that floats in clear liquid. He showed up to class with the pen one day, and he kept tapping it on his notebook. The tapping was just loud enough to be annoying, but Mrs. Rollins didnât take the pen away from him. Maybe she thought it would give him something to focus on, other than blurting out âYip!â in the middle of spelling lessons.
Everyone in class stands up and moves next to their partners.
Gabriela sits next to Trixie, whoâs chewing gum and talking so fast, you canât understand her.
Mouton drums his woodpecker pen on his notebook. The drumming gets louder every year. I can tell that heâsnever going to move closer to me, and Iâm not going closer to him, so instead I stare at my bird journal and pretend I didnât hear Mr. Doverâs instructions.
âEddie,â Mr. Dover says. âMouton is waiting for you.â
I roll my eyes, without Mr. Dover seeing me.
I shouldâve stayed hidden in the tall brush at Miss Dorothyâs place, and then none of this wouldâve ever happened. Iâd be partners with Gabriela, not Mouton. Gabriela would listen to my ideas about the science symposium and smile at me. Weâd agree on our project and carry out our plan like two scientists. Like two friends.
I pull out a chair and plop down next to Mouton.
âEddie-shovel-truck!â He taps the pen on his notebook, the woodpecker dancing up and down in the clear liquid part.
âI canât believe weâre partners,â I say.
Mouton leans over close to me. âSo, Bird Nerd. Are your legs tired from walking everywhere?â
I glare at him. âSo you do have my bike.â
âI didnât say that. Yip!â
âIâm coming to get it back, Mouton, if itâs the last thing I ever do on earth.â
âTry it. I dare you.â
Before I explode in anger, I pull out a piece of paper and scribble âSymposiumâ at the top. âI have an idea for our project. Iâve had this idea for a long time, and