legs around my hips.
Her ankle monitor dug into my ass cheek, but I didn’t give a shit as I took her mouth with mine.
“You taste so good,” I said, pulling back to look at her face.
She undulated her hips, rocking up and down, back and forth, letting the length of my cock become saturated in her juices.
“Condom,” I moaned. “You got any in here ?” I asked, placing my hand on the medicine cabinet currently holding her head up.
She shook her head.
“No,” she moaned, licking her lips. “But I have some in that box in the living room.”
I stepped back and she held on, wrapping her arms around me tight.
I held her by her ass as we walked out to the living room, my whole body shivering once the cool air of the rest of the house finally made itself known.
The living room, however, was nice and warm as I dropped down to my knees in front of the fire.
She let me go as she turned onto her side and reached into the box to pull out a few items.
Condoms.
Three different kinds.
Glow in the dark.
Flavored.
And ribbed.
“Which one?” She fumbled with the boxes.
“Who gives a fuck?” I held out my hand for one.
She rolled over onto her belly as she reached further into the box, coming up with a smaller box in her hand.
When she went to push up onto her hands and knees, I pushed her shoulders down.
“Stay down,” I ordered, smacking her ass when she tried to rear up.
She complied, looking at me quickly as she ripped open the box.
Pulling a strip of squares out of the box, she tore one off and handed it back to me.
The rest of box’s contents were littering the area and making it look like a fuckin’ orgy was about to commence.
“Glow in the dark,” she gasped, pushing her butt back against me as I ripped into the condom’s wrapper, positioned it at the tip of my cock, and rolled the thing down my length.
Well…most of it, anyway.
There was still a good two inches left at the bottom of the condom.
“Did you buy the smallest size they had ?” I asked her, reaching forward to grab her ass.
“No,” she denied. “And I didn’t buy them. They sent samples in exchange for an honest review.”
My hands squeezed the supple flesh of her ass, massaging and kneading it as I tried to gain some semblance of control.
“Make sure you tell them that they’re too small.” I mumbled, touching the very tip of my now fluorescent green and glowing cock to her entrance.
“Too small, got it,” she moaned, dropping her head and swaying her hips enticingly in my direction. “Normal sized people. Need bigger ones for your Incredible Hulk cock.”
I made a low noise in the back of my throat in answer to that.
“Can you take a picture?” She asked.
I licked my lips.
Now, had I been completely sober, I would never had done something so crazy.
But I wasn’t sober.
I was on my umpteenth beer, and who knows which glass of wine since we hadn’t been using glasses.
A thump against my leg had me looking down to see her phone had dropped onto my foot, meaning I did what any irresponsible adult would do.
I took a fucking picture.
Of my green, glowing Incredible Hulk lightsaber dick.
Then I dropped the phone and lined my cock up with her entrance, slowly easing myself inside.
Thank fuck I went slow, too.
My eyes rolled back in my head at the feeling of how goddamned tight she was.
“Holy fucking hell,” I squeezed out through a wheeze.
“Oh, my God!” She scrambled to her elbows. “I lied! I can’t take it!”
I stilled her hips when she went to pull away.
“The wine made me courageous!” She cried, wiggling and making what little amount of cock I had in her scream in pleasure. “My vagina changed its mind!”
“Stay still ,” I said urgently. “Oh, fuck me you’re so tight. Stay still! ”
She wiggled and pushed, pulled and wiggled…and I kind of lost it.
But she kind of did, too.
I tried to pull back from her to sit on my heels. But she followed me, pushing down and,