the Columbarium of Radiant Dawn in the Court of Remembrance), and Scatman Crothers (heâs Lincoln Terrace Plot 4545).â
âAndy Gibbâs there, too.â
âOh yeah?â
âYou know whoâs right above him?â
âWho?â
âThe dwarf who played E.T.â
âNo shit. I loved that movie.â
âWell, anyway. I might call you back. When do you think the computers will be back up?â
âWho knows about these things?â
Right as I roll to a stop on Rodeo Paque turns up the stereo and says, What can beat Marlon Brandoâs trash?
I nod, saying, Itâs a score for sure.
It smells, Daisy says from the backseat.
Even though itâs night, someone uses the diagonal crosswalk and I watch our reflection in the windows of Pierre Cardin.
How do they know weâre not just saying itâs Brandoâs garbage, Daisy asks.
Weâll have to dig through it for something personal, I say.
I think thereâs fish in here, Daisy says.
Roll down the window, Paque says.
Okay, I say, whoâs next?
Paque pulls the yellow envelope out of the glove box and sifts through the address slips I stole from Imagistic Photo Developers, a swanky film developing place where I work on the weekends until I can get my big break.
Do you have David Hasselhoffs address, Daisy asks.
I donât think so, I say.
Too bad, she says, Iâll bet heâs got all kinds of cheesy stuff to steal.
Paque holds one of the slips under the glove box light. I canât read this one, she says.
Whatâs the address, I ask.
1700 Coldwater Canyon.
Forget it. Thatâs where Carrie Fisher lives. Sheâs got big gates, I say.
How do you know, Paque asks.
I put my blinker on and turn left. Iâve been by it, I say.
Pick someone, Daisy says. This stuff really stinks.
You pick, Paque says. She holds the envelope open over her shoulder and Daisy reaches in.
Whoâd you get, I ask.
Itâs a tie, she says. Tom Bosley and Peter Falk.
I vote for Mr. Cunningham, I say.
Where does Columbo live, Paque asks.
I turn down the radioâthe B-52âsâto hear the address.
1004 Roxbury Drive.
Weâre close to Roxbury, Daisy says.
Letâs go then, Paque says.
I gotta get out of this car, Daisy says.
I suggest a quick dinner where we can sort it out, get some more loot and meet the others up at the Hollywood sign to get scored.
You like Mexican, I ask.
Sounds good, Paque says.
Any place, Daisy says.
I pull into the parking lot of El Coyote on Beverly, a Mexican restaurant whose food is notoriously bad but I canât resist showing it to Paque and Daisy. This is where Sharon Tate had her last meal, I tell them as we drift to a stop.
Whoâs Sharon Tate, Paque asks.
You know, I say. Charles Manson.
Thatâs sick, Paque says. This isnât going to be a tour, is it?
I laugh. Daisy climbs out and the Hefty bag of Brandoâs trash sags on the backseat.
Should we go through that before or after we eat, Daisy asks.
After, Paque says, or Iâll lose my appetite.
I notice a catering truck idling on the street as we push through the front doors of the El Coyote and Paque lets out a wow when she sees all the cameras and lights inside.
Theyâre filming something, I say.
Daisy trips on a thick black cord taped to the floor. A short man in a yellow baseball cap approaches us.
Is the restaurant open, I ask.
Yeah, come in, the short man says, Weâre filming an MTM here and all the customers are extras. I just need you to sign this.
The short man hands us a clipboard.
Whatâs an MTM, Daisy asks.
Made-for-TV-Movie, the short man answers.
Whatâs it about, I ask.
The short man puffs up with importance. Charlie Manson, he says.
The three of us are seated at a brown formica-top table and someone, maybe a waitress, brings us a plate of burritos. The other tables are eating burritos too, and everyone is looking excitedly at the