good sport concerning his need for a go.
The one driving says, Itâs like the old joke: Take my wife. Sheâs a good woman, but my dick isnât going to suck itself.
Unbeknownst to him, she is aware of his voyeurism. She hasnât confronted him about it because she doesnât mind him spying on her. She would rather he spy on her than on a neighbor, though she is worried that he does this, as well. There is an attractive woman across the street and she has noticed her husband observing her. The first time it happened was on a Sunday as they were getting into the car to go shopping. On Sunday,they shop together instead of walk together. They both think it important to do things together, for the marriage. In truth, the wife doesnât like to shop, but she also doesnât like it when she gives the one driving a list and he fails to acquire every item listed. Sometimes what he forgets is the one thing they need most, so Sunday is reserved for them to pick up what heâs forgotten during the week. On this particular Sunday as they were getting into the car, she noticed him glance several times across the street, and there was the woman. She doesnât know who this woman is, doesnât know her name, her occupation or if she has one, whether she is single or married or what. She looked at her husband after his second or third glance across the street and told him to get in the car.
She has searched through his closet and the downstairs garage, looking for binoculars or a telescope or a camera with a telephoto lens. She searches approximately once a month, usually when he is out at a store. She has yet to find anything incriminating.
She doesnât want to humiliate him about this particular predilection, the voyeurism. All in all, he is a good man. Every good man has something wrong with him, something fundamentally unwholesome and feeble. She told him early on that she was open-minded, and enjoyed the look on his face afterward. She said thisbefore they were intimate, before theyâd even kissed good night.
Topless, she said, Are we clear?
He hasnât mentioned the sales representative since.
Before, when he was single, he would go to a store only if it was absolutely necessary. Now he lives in them. He tells his friends that itâs awful, that itâs the death of some essential part of himself, but he does not actually mind. He knows he has to do something. He is a man.
She does everything else around the house, both inside and out. She is always dusting, cleaning, building, caulking, grouting, finishing, fixing. She mows, trims, weeds, gardens, waters. He does not like to be around when she is doing any of these things. Whenever she is out there, he will try to think of a store he should visit, something they might need for the house. Plumberâs tape or clippers or something she mentioned over dinner or during a walk the past week.
He will come home with the plumberâs tape or clippers, proud of himself. He knows not to make a production of it, however. He knows he shouldnât come bounding through the door exclaiming, I got the plumberâs tape or clippers you wanted. He did this once on a Saturday when his wife was in the downstairs bathroom fixing both the showerhead and toilet tank. The showerhead had been leaking water for sometime, since theyâd moved in. But the chain connecting the handle and ball cock in the toilet tank had come unhinged the night before. He was the one who broke it. Sheâd told him repeatedly that he had to be gentle with the handle in the downstairs toilet. She told him the chain was about to come unhinged. To his credit, heâd tried to remember this, and for weeks he was gentle in the downstairs bathroom. The trouble is, he is never gentle with anything, at least not for long. He always finds himself slamming cabinet doors shut, violating keyholes while opening locks, gripping a toothbrush like heâs strangling a garter
Xara X. Piper;Xanakas Vaughn