Free Inside Out by John Ramsey Miller

now?”
    “Affirmative,”
Greg's voice came over the radio.
    Cross came over the dunes dragging a wool blanket behind him.
    The two women hurried toward the house, looking back frequently over their shoulders. Martinez had the look of a dog that had been pulled away from killed game.
    Greg, carrying a shotgun, came running up wearing a T-shirt, khakis, and no shoes. He had a bandolier of twelve-gauge shells strung across his chest like a Wild West bandit. “You two, up on your knees, hands where we can see them!” he yelled out.
    As the deputies advanced on the sprawled figures, it became obvious that instead of two scuba-diving assassins, they had captured a naked couple. The woman had dropped her clothes in the sand when Winter fired. The man clutched what appeared to be wadded-up fatigues.
    Winter thought about curling up in the sand like a fetus and staying there motionless for a while. A low hollow roar of pain seemed to run from the base of his spine through his testes and up to his lungs.
    Cross held up a ripped-open condom package. “This was on the blanket.”
    “Damn,” Greg said, laughing. “Winter, you shot at these people for
screwing
?”
    “I didn't know what they were doing,” Winter managed to say.
    “Better safe than sorry, Inspector,” Cross said. “Maybe he was planning to knock Massey over the head with his weapon after he finished using it on her. Maybe the condom was so he wouldn't leave a prick print.”
    The tension was dissipating rapidly. Winter almost laughed himself. He was never going to hear the end of this one.
    “You two, stand up! Empty hands on your heads, and turn around slowly!” Greg bellowed. They scrambled to their feet and turned.
    “Aw, that's mean,” Cross said, trying not to snicker.
    “Gotta do this by the book,” Greg said.
    “The Joy of Sex?”
Cross shot back.
    An Apache gunship, probably flying night maneuvers nearby when the alarm was sounded, thundered in from out of the darkness, stopped on a dime, and hung above the beach fifty yards south of them. Greg signaled the pilot that he had things under control. The chopper tilted, pivoted, and slid out over the water, shining its blinding spotlight on the scene below as it passed by. Satisfied the situation was under control, the pilot banked the chopper and flew off west.
    Greg said, “Looks like a pair of swabbies from the other side. Let's keep a straight face, make sure we make an impression.”
    He lifted the man's dog tags and glared at him. Winter and Cross relaxed, lowering the muzzles of their weapons.
    “What the hell are you two doing here?” Nations growled.
    “Navy, sir! Ensign Signalman Lawrence Tacket, sir!”
    “Ensign—” the woman started.
    “I don't give a damn what your names are! What I asked was what the hell you are doing over here.” He scooped the clothes up and searched the pockets. He dropped a sealed condom on the sand, along with some change and a pocketknife. He opened a wallet and checked its contents.
    “We were just out for a walk,” Ensign Tacket offered.
    “And the wind tore your uniforms off?”
    Tacket was a muscular young man and he stayed at full attention, his eyes ahead as if a drill sergeant was on a parade ground inspecting him. The young woman was shivering in the evening chill, her teeth chattering violently. Neither could have been more than eighteen or nineteen years old. The naked woman suddenly giggled nervously. “Can I cover up, please?” she pleaded.
    Greg allowed his eyes to drop down below Tacket's waist, then shook his head. “Remove that condom, Ensign. And don't drop it on my beach.”
    “Please,” she repeated.
    “Cross, give the lady her clothes.”
    Cross scooped up the woman's shirt and pants, checked them, and tossed them to her. She turned to one side and slipped them on.
    The ensign reached down, peeled off the condom, and hid it in his large fist.
    “Okay, you two. You're damned lucky my man didn't kill you both. The admiral's