âCat, hey, cat, come on in now, puss puss puss.â
âYour ex-husband,â Harry remarked.
âEr, yes.â The ex-husband who didnât even have a cat.
Jaz peered across at the car, did an oh-so-surprised double takeâgood job heâd never yearned to be an actor, thought Suzyâand shouted across, âHey, Suze, is that you? Coming over for a drink?â
âA drink? I thought he didnât drink.â Harry sounded startled.
âHe doesnât. I do.â Suzy knew exactly what Jaz was up to.
âHey, come on,â said Jaz. âItâs early. Just one drink.â
âAre you and he stillâ¦?â
âNo,â said Suzy, âweâre not.â
âBoth of you,â Jaz called out easily. âI meant both of you.â
âDo you want to?â said Suzy.
Harry hesitated, then shrugged. Casually.
âOK. Why not?â
Suzy smiled to herself. It worked every time. Nobody turned down the opportunity to meet Jaz.
âThe bad news is,â she told Harry, âyouâll have to meet Celeste too.â
* * *
Celeste, Jazâs girlfriend, was the bane of Suzyâs life. With her short white-blond hair, huge china-blue eyes, and dinky size-six figure, she had that irritating Barbie-doll look about herâand an even more irritating habit of constantly reminding other people how dinky and fragile she was.
Suzy, who liked being a long-legged, curvy size twelve, was tired of Celesteâs endless derogatory comments regarding her weight. She couldnât understand what Jazâwho in the past had always had such excellent taste in womenâpossibly saw in her.
Well, that wasnât strictly true. She did know. Because Celeste had a trump card she played to the hilt. She might spend her life bitching about Fee and Suzy, and she might teeter around in fluffy mules with completely ludicrous satin bows in her hair, but she was alsoâcue that card!âa recovering alcoholic, just like Jaz.
And Jaz had apparently convinced himself that Celeste had saved his life. Now, as far as he was concerned, she was his talisman, his lucky charm.
When actually, as Suzy so often pointed out to him, Celeste was nothing but amazingly self-centered, a gold digger, and a total pain in the neck.
* * *
âWe met at an AA meeting,â Celeste told Harry, as if he didnât already know. The whole planet, Suzy thought wearily, must have heard this story by now. âI just walked in, and there was Jaz. Not that I even recognized him at the time, I was in such a state. Iâd only been sober for a couple of days. I was going through hell. After the meeting, I just broke down and cried in the streetâI was that close to running into the nearest pub. But Jaz saw me crying and came over. He got me through the crisis.â She nodded for emphasis, and the massive pink bow on top of her head bobbed around like a pair of rabbitâs ears. âWe talked all night. It was like there was this incredible connection between us. I mean, Jaz had been sober for almost four months, but he was still struggling too. If it hadnât been for him, I know Iâd have started drinking again. And he feels the same way about me. We supported each other, Harry, dâyou see? Whenever one of us weakened, the other had to be strong. And we did it, didnât we, darling?â Her wide blue gaze fixed lovingly on Jaz. âWe saved each otherâs lives.â
It was the loving look that got Suzy most of all. Whenever she saw itâwhich was, sadly, often âshe had an overwhelming urge to stick two fingers in her mouth and make loud gagging noises. Why was it that other women could see through Celeste in a flash, yet men fell for her nauseating charms every time?
Lucille wouldnât be taken in for a moment , Suzy thought with pride. If she were here now, sheâd see Celeste for the celebrity-hungry bimbo she is. She watched Harry