falling for her nonsense hook, line, and sinkerâoh well, he was a man ; what could you expect?âand topped off her wineglass from the bottle of Pouilly-Fumé Jaz had opened for her.
Harry, needless to say, had taken the diplomatic route and settled for coffee.
âDonât worry about Suzy. She does it on purpose,â Celeste told Harry as the neck of the bottle clunked against Suzyâs glass. âShe loves to goad us. I think it must give her a cheap thrill.â
âPouilly-Fumé?â Suzy raised an eyebrow. âHardly cheap.â
In Celesteâs favor, at least there was no pretense, no shilly-shallying around. Since she made no secret of her disdain for Suzy, they were free to taunt each other with abandon. Suzy enjoyed these insult-flinging sessions immensely; she just wished Jaz wouldnât roar with laughter at the pair of them and call them his double act.
âAnyway,â she went on, âafter being married to Jaz for two years, I deserve a few thrills. And why shouldnât I have a drink? We donât all have to suffer for the rest of our lives, do we, just because you two are on the wagon?â
âIf someone were about to throw themselves off the Suspension Bridge,â Celeste said to Harry, âsheâd help them over the barrier.â
âThis is the real world,â said Suzy. âPeople do drink. You either lock yourselves away from temptation or get used to it.â
âShe has no idea.â Celeste gave Harryâs arm a consoling pat. âTake no notice. Itâs sheer ignorance.â
âOh, this is good.â Suzy seized on this with glee. âYouâre the one who thinks Tuesday is spelled with a ch and Iâm the one whoâs ignorant! Plus ,â she went on, âif Jaz doesnât want his guests drinking in front of him, why does he keep alcohol in the house?â
Harryâs head was swiveling between Suzy and Celeste like a one-man Wimbledon audience. Jaz, standing in front of the fireplace, grinned broadly and let them get on with it.
âYou should try giving the drink a rest yourself,â Celeste told Suzy. âAll that extra weight would just drop off you, Iâm sure.â
âWhat a coincidence, I was just thinking the same thing,â Suzy retaliated sweetly, âabout you and mascara.â
Because Celeste went through gallons of the stuff. Gallons .
Harry, leaping gamely into the breach like the good police officer he was, said, âSo, Celeste, do you work?â
âMe? Heavens, no!â Celeste laughed prettily. âBeing Jazâs girlfriend is a full-time job.â
âIn other words,â said Suzy, âsheâs bone idle.â
Even Jaz couldnât let this pass.
âYou mean unlike you,â he commented drily, âwho worked like a Trojan throughout our marriage.â
âThat was different,â Suzy shot back. âYou were drunk all the time! You needed looking after.â
âAnd you were Florence Nightingale?â Celeste turned to her in triumph. âFrom what Iâve heard, all you ever did was eat chocolate and go shopping. Although frankly, Iâm amazed you could ever find clothes big enough to fit you.â
Harry coughed loudly and began to look alarmed.
âDonât worry,â Jaz reassured him. âTheyâre always like this. So where did you two go tonight?â
Clearly relieved to hear a sane voice, Harry said, âThe Pineapple Bar.â
âTo see Lucille,â Suzy chimed in. âShe was working there.â
âReally? Doing what?â
âBartender,â Harry said swiftly.
âI suppose she drinks as well.â Celeste sounded pitying. âI donât know. I just wish people could realize thereâs more to life.â
âLike wrapping ribbons around their heads and trying to pass themselves off as boxes of chocolates?â said Suzy. âActually, she