Free Collected Kill: Volume 1 by Patrick Kill Page B

think I’ll take your girlfriend for an hour or two.”
    It even surprised James, who was usually spineless when it came to confrontation.
    The man stood, giving him a pathetic look.  “Yeah right!”
    James punched him the nose.  The man stumbled back and James wasted no time in dishing out an uppercut and kicking him in the balls.  After the guy had hit the floor, James grabbed Vicki’s arm and pulled her across the table, then forced her out of the bar and into his car.
    “You could’ve just asked, you know,” she said, adjusting her shirt.  “I wasn’t good enough for you last night!”
    “Well tonight’s another night and we’re going to my place.”

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    Before they even unmade the bed, James had already ripped off her clothes and tied her to the bedposts.  Her luscious tits were well-rounded, her pink nipples hard and ready.
    “Wow, you’re kinky,” she said, giggling.
    James’ cock was so much bigger than he ever remembered it being.
    He lowered his face to her clit and began lapping.  She pulled at the restraints and yelled, “Oh, oh yes, oh yes, eat me, eat me, James!”
    His tongue was still numb like his face, but he parted her lips with every forceful stroke of his tongue.  Then he felt his stomach churn.  He gripped her legs and felt sweat beading on his forehead.  He turned to gauge the distance to the toilet, but knew he would never make it.  He refocused on her vagina, a hole like a toilet, and he vomited.
    “Are you okay?” she asked.
    The slender snake somehow managed to come out in one piece.  It flopped onto her pubic region then crawled inside her.  
    Again she pulled at the restraints, bucking her hips toward James.  “Oh God, oh yes, lick me, oh, oh.”
    James just sat there, his dick shriveling.
    She arched her hips wildly, for an hour, her eyes clenched tight, her wrists pulling at the handcuffs.  James managed to get erect again just by watching her enjoyment.  He even took his dick in his hand and started masturbating.  Before long, he came all over her.
    At least I got something out of it , James thought.
    Vicki had already passed out.  James checked to see if she was breathing and she was.  Blood dripped from the handcuffs where they had cut into her wrists.  He quickly unlocked them and wrapped her wrists with gauze.
    He waited for the snake to come back out, but it never did.

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    The next weekend, James returned to the bar, hoping to avoid Vicki.
    “Dude, that’s a wild story,” Mick said.  “So how much did you drink after  you left here?”
    “I’m dead serious!  It never came out.  I only had that one drink.  I was sober, believe me!”
    “I think a snake got in her all right.   Your  snake!”
    Out of the corner of James’ eye, he saw Vicki approaching.
    She smiled, sat down next to him.
    “Can I get you anything?” Mick asked her.
    “No, I can’t have anything,” she replied.
    Alarm bells went off in James’ head.
    “I need to talk to you, James.  Privately.”
    Oh shit , James thought.   That’s never a good thing .
    James walked with her outside the bar and she grabbed his hand.
    “That was sooo  wonderful last week.  I can’t even begin to explain it.  You were so wonderful.  You made me feel like I was on fire.”
    “Well, what can I say.”
    I was having orgasms all week, even after you were gone.  It was incredible.”
    James just smiled, felt his face reddening.
    “But I’m pregnant, James.  I took a test and it was positive.”
    The rest of the conversation James could only think about the snake, living somewhere deep inside her crotch.

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    “What the hell am I going to do, Mick?”
    “Look,” Mick cut in, “I think I know the answer.”
    James watched as Mick opened another bottle of Tequila Son Light , poured it in a glass, making sure the little Jesus fell in. He gave it to James.
    “I’m not going to drink that shit.