didnât blame her if she wanted to escape her own mother from time to time.
Which somehow, unaccountably, made her feel a little sad.
He rocked on his heels for a moment, then said, âWell, I shouldnât keep you out here in the rain.â
She smiled, since theyâd been standing outside for at least fifteen minutes. Still, if he wanted to continue with the ruse, she would do so as well. âIâm the one with the parasol,â she pointed out.
His lips curved slightly. âSo you are. But still, I wouldnât be much of a gentleman if I didnât steer you toward a more hospitable environment. Speaking of whichâ¦â He frowned, looking around.
âSpeaking of what?â
âOf being a gentleman. I believe weâre supposed to see to the welfare of ladies.â
âAnd?â
He crossed his arms. âShouldnât you have a maid with you?â
âI live just around the corner,â she said, a little bit deflated that he didnât remember that. She and her sister were best friends with two of his sisters, after all. Heâd even walked her home once or twice. âOn Mount Street,â she added, when his frown did not dissipate.
He squinted slightly, looking in the direction of Mount Street, although she had no idea what he hoped to accomplish by doing so.
âOh, for heavenâs sake, Colin. Itâs just near the corner of Davies Street. It canât be more than a five-minute walk to your motherâs. Four, if Iâm feeling exceptionally sprightly.â
âI was just looking to see if there were any darkened or recessed spots.â He turned back to face her. âWhere a criminal might lurk.â
âIn Mayfair ?â
âIn Mayfair,â he said grimly. âI really think you ought to have a maid accompany you when you journey to and fro. I should hate for something to happen to you.â
She was oddly touched by his concern, even though she knew he would have extended equal thoughtfulness to just about every female of his acquaintance. That was simply the sort of man he was.
âI can assure you that I observe all of the usual proprieties when I am traveling longer distances,â she said. âBut truly, this is so close. Just a few blocks, really. Even my mother doesnât mind.â
Colinâs jaw suddenly looked quite stiff.
âNot to mention,â Penelope added, âthat I am eight-and-twenty.â
âWhat has that to do with anything? I am three-and-thirty, if you care to know.â
She knew that, of course, since she knew almost everythingabout him. âColin,â she said, a slightly annoyed whine creeping into her voice.
âPenelope,â he replied, in exactly the same tone.
She let out a long exhale before saying, âI am quite firmly on the shelf, Colin. I neednât worry about all of the rules that plagued me when I was seventeen.â
âI hardly thinkââ
One of Penelopeâs hands planted itself on her hip. âAsk your sister if you donât believe me.â
He suddenly looked more serious than she had ever seen him. âI make it a point not to ask my sister on matters that relate to common sense.â
âColin!â Penelope exclaimed. âThatâs a terrible thing to say.â
âI didnât say I donât love her. I didnât even say I donât like her. I adore Eloise, as you well know. Howeverââ
âAnything that begins with however has got to be bad,â Penelope muttered.
âEloise,â he said with uncharacteristic high-handedness, âshould be married by now.â
Now, that was really too much, especially in that tone of voice. âSome might say,â Penelope returned with a self-righteous little tilt of her chin, âthat you should be married by now, too.â
âOh, plââ
âYou are, as you so proudly informed me, three-and-thirty.â
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