you
shouldnât
be up this early on a Sunday?â
âEvery day is Sunday,â I say.
âOh,â she says. âWhy are we dropping out of school?â
âDonât say
we
.â
âI think I have a right to know what youâre doing with my future,â she says. âOr at least why youâre doing it.â
âHave you met twenty-three-year-old Sarah?â
âHave you?â she asks.
âWe turn out okay,â I answer.
âYou following Earl again today?â
Alleged Earl should be able to hear this. He doesnât take notice. I consider that maybe Alleged Earl is deaf. Who knows? I donât. All I know is a bunch of ideas I made up in my headâlike ten-year-old Sarah did with the fish in Mexico. We all do it. I bet thousands of passersby have decided why Alleged Earl ended up where he is the way ten-year-old Sarah used to decide what those fish said to her.
Alleged Earl gets off at 16th and Lombard. I follow him. Ten-year-old Sarah follows me. We just went in a big circle, really.
âWeâre a block from home,â ten-year-old Sarah says.
âI know.â
âHeâs walking us home,â she says.
âI see that,â I say.
As we walk by our house, ten-year-old Sarah crosses the street and heads for the front door.
âWhat are you doing?â I ask.
âI have to pee.â
âYou canât just walk in there and pee.â
âItâs my house,â she says.
âItâsââ I have no idea how to finish this sentence. Iâm talking to a ghost or a hallucination. I donât know what Iâm talking to. Alleged Earl canât go too fast; we wonât lose him if we stop to pee.
So I cross the street and walk in the door ahead of her just in case.
Loser
âYou know what you are? Youâre a loser, Chet. Youâre just a loser.â
âThen you married a loser. Howâs that my fault?â
Ten-year-old Sarah closes the downstairs bathroom door behind her. I can hear her peeing. Hallucinations donât pee.
âIâve always been a loser.â
âWell then, why donât you try
not
being a loser?â
âYou wonât give me the chance.â
âJesus Christ! So now I have to give you a chance to not be a loser? I just worked a twelve-hour overnight. I need to fucking sleep. Figure it out yourself.â
When ten-year-old Sarah comes out of the bathroom, I go in. Our downstairs bathroom at the end of the kitchen is smaller than an airplane bathroom. Now that Iâm tall, I canât close the door and sit on the toilet at the same time. So I watch as ten-year-old Sarah wanders around the kitchen.
She says, âThey changed this. It looks nice.â
âI donât know why weâre doing this anymore!â Dad screams upstairs. He says something else that ends in the word
divorce.
I say, âYeah. A pipe burst and the old kitchen got ruined.â
I finish and flush and when I come out of the kitchen area, I find her looking at the old painting behind the piano no one ever plays.
âStill my favorite,â I say. Itâs colorful and abstract. When I painted it, I said it was flowers, but really I didnât know what it was when the paint was going on the canvas. That was when Dad taught me about the muse.
The muse is a made-up person who gives you the images in your head when you paint
was how he put it. I donât know where my muse is now. Every time I look at any old paintings, thatâs what I wonder. I wonder
Where the hell is my muse?
âI did it in second grade,â she says. âMom bought me canvas and acrylics. She painted one, too.â
âJust get out of my room and let me sleep, will you?â Mom yells.
Dad comes down the stairs and weâre still standing in the study looking at our painting of abstract flowers. He storms past us and into the kitchen. He opens the back door and then