minutes of your time. Iâm sorry Iâve caught you at a bad time, but I just wanted to have a few words with you about Randy.â
I froze. âAbout Randy? What the hell does Randy have to do with anything? He was passed out.â
âIâm not sure I follow you,â Christian said.
âWell, this is an inquiry into my character, right? I mean, of the four of us, Randy is the one with the cleanest hands.â
âThe four of us? You mean you, Randy, Danielle, and Brandon?â
âWho the hell are Danielle and Brandon?â
âIâm not sure how much you know, Priscilla. Itâs possible Randy has not been entirely forthcoming about things.â
Well, there was an understatement for you.
âWho the hell are you?â I asked. He looked confused. I saw him fumbling for the badge again. âI mean, who are you working for?â
âIâm part of a special drug trafficking task force the FBI created. Weâve been monitoring Randy for months.â
âSo this isnât about the trial?â
âWhat trial?â
âI should probably get going,â I said.
âPlease, let me give you a ride,â he said.
I agreed, but only because I wanted to know more about Randy, not to mention Danielle and Brandon, whoever the hell they were.
Like every movie psychopath, Christian promptly drove me in the opposite direction from my house. I, however, had begun to feel sorry for him and could no longer muster up any fear of a man who wore yellow pants. He drove to the DQ down the road.
âIce cream?â he asked.
âSure, whatever.â
We sat at one of those picnic tables with a crooked umbrella on top. I hoped I didnât see anyone I knew.
âThe thing is, if we could have your cooperation, it would help matters tremendously.â
âWhat matters?â
âWell, I think it would be mutually beneficial to all. I mean, I understand that narcing out your boyfriend might seem like this really crummy thing to do, butââ
âHeâs not my boyfriend.â
âYou broke up?â
âWe werenât ever together. I mean, itâs not like that. Itâs not that formal.â
âOh, okay. But you two are still close, right?â
I thought of Randyâs marijuana stash. I thought of Danielle and Brandon. Close? I didnât know the first thing about him.
âJust what exactly do you want from me?â
âI need your help.â
âWhy should I help you?â
âBecause itâs the right thing to do. Because itâll give you a clear conscience.â I stood up. âNo, wait,â he said quickly. âYou just quit your job, so maybe thereâs a way we can pay you for your efforts.â
âWhat about the clear-conscience thing?â I asked, still standing.
âWell, yeah. I mean, you could rest easy because what youâd be doing, would be, you know, good.â
âYouâre telling me youâre going to expunge my sins?â I looked hard at him and could tell he didnât know anything about the trial. âDo your homework.â
I walked away. He tried to stand up but got his legs caught under the picnic table.
When I got to the front parking lot, someone called my name. I turned and found Andrea sitting in the passenger seat of a beat-up Toyota as if she was waiting for me. It was the first good thing that had happened to me all day. I decided to take it as a sign that fate was trying to bring me and Andrea closer together.
âHey,â she said. âHowâs it going? Whoâs that guy you were with?â
âOh, heâs just some friend of the family.â
âHeâs cute, but he dresses kind of weird, doesnât he?â
âYeah,â I said. âDo you think I could get a ride?â
âOh, Iâm sure Tony wonât mind.â
Tony, a leering sort of college boy, had no problem driving me home. He simply