said I was nervous about the first day of school, and isnât this cafeteria food crummy, and who are your teachers? And then, that first day, Iâll never forget it, I was trying to figure out the combination on my locker, and I heard BeeBee whisper to Stephanie to look at me, I was beautiful. I couldnât believe it. I was extra friendly to BeeBee after that. I would have given her a million dollars if I had it.â She giggled. âIf she needed it.â
âItâs that simple?â I said. I could do it, be extra friendly at Elliot next year, except that most of the kids came from Claverford, so theyâd already know me.
Ardis nodded and laughed. âYeah.â She shrugged. âAlthough that was the hardest day of my life. And now sometimes Iâm nice to people I donât like or when I really feel like screaming. But itâs better than being The Mountain. And . . .â She shrugged again. âAnyway, my parents raised me to be polite.â
Reggie began to drag on the leash. We were almost home, and he didnât want the walk to end. âCome on, boy. Why do you think Nina and BeeBee are popular, then?â
âWhy are you worried, Wilma? There isnât a single person at Claverford who doesnât think youâre . . . I canât think of a word thatâs good enough. Extremely . . . uh . . . ultra ultra . . . Super likable.â
âWhat do they like so much about me?â
âI donât know. For me itâs nothing specific. Itâs just that itâs more fun to be with you, doing anything, than to be with anyone else. Like at BeeBeeâs sleepover. Like now.â
So it didnât matter what I said or did. If the old lady was going to end the spell, couldnât she have helped me some more? Couldnât she have made them all fall in love with my real good points?
âForget about me. What do you think makes Nina and BeeBee popular?â
âYouâre completely nuts. Reggie, you should straighten out your friend here. Okay. BeeBee doesnât care about being popular. She ignores it, and that works. And Ninaâs popular because kids are afraid not to like herâtheyâre scared sheâll turn her point system against them, even though she wouldnât.â
We turned into my building. I rang for the elevator.
âDo you think Iâll get over being scared of Reggie eventually?â
âSure. Once you got used to him. Heâd train you.â
âIâll visit you regularly for the next decade.â
I wish.
Chapter Fifteen
A rdis looked around . âI like your apartment.â
I was surprised. It wasnât fabulous like BeeBeeâs. Inside the door, next to where we were standing, was a table where we dumped whatever we had when we came in. Right now it was covered with my backpack, a weekâs worth of junk mail, and todayâs New York Times . From here you could see into the kitchen and the living room. In the living room, the coffee table was piled high with more newspapers and a few books. A quilt was draped across the couch and trailed onto the floor.
It wasnât dirty, just messy. The rug was vacuumed, for example, and Mom didnât let us leave dirty dishes in the sink.
âIn our house,â Ardis said, âwe have to take our shoes off before we come in, and I feel guilty about my smelly feet touching the floor.â
We went into the living room. Maud was in our bedroom studying. Mom was at the soup kitchen where she volunteers.
âShow me the caricature.â
âClose your eyes.â
The caricatures were in the coat closet. I pulled out the poster-size one of me. I really wanted Ardis to like it, to see it the way Jared and I did.
I held it up against my chest. âReady.â
Ardis opened her eyes. Silence.
âItâs interesting?â I giggled nervously.
âItâs funny,â Ardis finally