hips and thighs.â
âIâve gained ten pounds since weâve been married,â Monique confessed.
âAnd Iâve probably gain more than that. Whatâs your point?â
âMy point is that spring is approaching. Itâs time to shed these pounds.â
âHumph, you go ahead and do what you gotta do. Iâm married to a chef and I like to eat, so I ainât worried about it. You bought those Tae Bo exercise DVDs. Go home and work out.â
Monique belched. âChile, please. When I get through eating the only thing I wanna do is Tae Adonis.â
The two best friends finished their meal making small talk about planning their next vacation before heading home to their husbands.
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Arykah was lying across the bed watching a movie on the Lifetime Channel when Lance entered the bedroom undoing his necktie. âHey, Cheeks.â
âHi.â
He walked to her side of the bed and knelt down to kiss his wife. Arykah connected her lips with his and got a whiff of his cologne. âYou smell yummy.â
âI missed you at Bible class,â Lance said as he turned toward his closet. âDid you have appointments this evening?â
Arykah turned to lie on her back. âNo. Monique and I met for dinner. I needed to vent.â
Lance poked his head out of the closet and looked at her. âVent about what? Did something happen at the realtorâs office today?â
Arykah rolled her eyes. Heâs so dumb, Lord . I asked You to change that . âI wanted to talk with her about what happened yesterday.â
âYesterday? You mean the Cartwright issue? Cheeks, I thought we got past that.â
âWhy? Because we made love last night? Lance, sex doesnât change the fact that Mother Gussie lied, and you did nothing about it. I feel like I have to compete with your church members.â
He raised his eyebrows. âMy church members?â
Arykah mimicked Lance and raised her eyebrows as well. âWell, heck, no one at Freedom Temple has accepted me as their first lady. Theyâre your members, Lance.â
Lance didnât want to inform Arykah just yet regarding his revelation about Mother Gussie earlier that day. He knew that Arykah would demand that sheâd be fired from her position as church secretary, but Lance had a plan for both Mother Gussie and Mother Pansie. For now, Lance knew the best thing to do, at the moment, was to keep his wifeâs enemies close. Eventually whatever the mothers were planning would blow up in both of their faces. He had to lay low and watch the snakes slither just a little bit longer.
âWell, Cheeks, you havenât exactly shown the congregation that youâre approachable. Every Sunday before the benediction is given, you and Monique grab your things and leave the sanctuary. In the four months that weâve been married you have yet to stand with me to shake hands and fellowship with the people when they leave the sanctuary. You know I do that every Sunday.â
Arykah knew that Lance was speaking the gospel truth. And it wasnât that Arykah didnât want to stand at her husbandâs side and greet the members when service was over, but Arykah didnât believe that sheâd be welcomed. Oftentimes Arykah had walked through the church doors and saw members talking among themselves. When she spoke, she wasnât acknowledged so she decided âto heck with themâ then. She wouldnât waste her breath or go out of her way to get anyone to talk to her. And it wasnât the men who shunned Arykah; only the women. But right now talking with Lance, Arykah had an epiphany. She decided that sheâd kill the ladies at Freedom Temple with kindness.
âYou know, honey. Youâre right. Youâre absolutely right about me not making myself approachable and friendly. So, from now on, Iâll stand with you after morning service and greet the people. And