fittingsâ. Used to be known as âkey moneyâ. Illegal, but pretty common, particularly since the Rent Act. It was on the subject of this practice that the landlord became downright abusive.â
âHmm. So Janineâs trail has gone cold?â
âYes, Charles. For the time being, sheâs disappeared.â
âRight.â
âWhich must surely lend support to your theory that she killed Peaky.â
âYes. Except, since the inquest raised no suspicion of foul play and she doesnât know that anyone disbelieves its findings, why does she need to disappear?â
âSee your point. What else could it mean, though?â
âWell . . . if someone else murdered Peaky and she found out, then she might know too much and . . . I donât know, itâs only conjecture, but the timing does seem odd. There must be some connection between Peakyâs death and her disappearance.â
âSure thing, buster.â
âThe main priority is still to find her. And to get as much background on the case as possible. Iâll pump Lennie Barber some more.â
âOh yes, of course, the showâs tomorrow. How was the rehearsal?â
âI donât really know. Itâs more like army drill than rehearsal. Barber gives me my timing by numbers. âI say my line, you give it a count of two, then you come in. In the middle of the speech a count of four and at the end of the line give three before you move your head.â I think a computer could be programmed to do it instead of me. And probably better.â
âIs the material funny?â
âGod knows. It seems pretty corny to me, but then Iâm not an expert on comedy script. Also rehearsing it this way would take the humour out of anything. See how the audience reacts tomorrow night.â
âIâll be out front rooting for you, baby. And, incidentally, anything else I can do for you on the investigation front, just let me know.â
The Alexander Harvey Show
was pre-recorded some four hours before its late-night Saturday transmission, so that any major technical cock-ups or offences against public decency could be edited out. Like most chat shows, it kept its guests in a well-stocked hospitality room until such time as they were fed out like gladiators into the arena with Alexander Harvey. The theory was that a drink would relax the guest into his most sparkling form. The danger was that the guests could become relaxed to the point of incoherence and occasionally even fall off their swivel chairs.
Charles was beginning to fear that this might be the case with Lennie Barber. The comedian had appropriated a whole bottle of whisky from the rather dishy researcher who was looking after them, and was working through it as if it were lemonade. Charles, who himself had a modest proficiency with a whisky bottle, was amazed at the speed with which it was going down. He was stinting himself for fear of forgetting the elaborate system of acting by numbers which he had just learned, but Lennie Barber seemed to be affected by no such inhibitions.
âBloody awful medium, television,â the comedian mumbled disconsolately. âNo atmosphere, you do everything a dozen times, keep stopping and starting. You canât see the bloody audience and they canât see you, for all the cameras and sound booms and bloody people. So many people around, just hanging around. Looks as if theyâre gathering for a lynching.â
âDidnât you like it when you did the old
Barber and Pole Shows
?â
âIt was different then. Less sophisticated. Less bloody cameras. You just did your act. Now itâs all arty-farty. Still, you got to do it. Never turn up a telly. Thatâs what people watch these days. Got to be seen if youâre going to make it.â
âYes, and of course thatâs where the money is,â Charles contributed knowledgeably.
âNot the real money. Sure,