long in the shower this morning.â
âOh settle, petal. Donât get your knickers in a twist,â Oscar said, flipping through his iPhone to look at the dayâs appointments. âExcellent, my first clientâs not till ten. I am sooo cruisy!â He flashed a grin at Julian while he reclined his seat and watched the passing pedestrians. âGod, this carâs small. Why donât you get a bigger one?â Julianâs Mazda MX-5 was the asset he was second most proud of â his abs were the first â he liked to call the car by its American name, Miata, because it sounded more sophisticated.
âItâs hardly my fault youâre a man mountain,â Julian replied in a snoot as he looked over and took in Oscarâs almost two-metre frame folded into the compact space that was the front seat of the convertible.
âOh and itâs mine, is it?â Oscar said.
âLook, Iâm so sorry Iâm in a pip this morning,â Julian said. He drummed his fingers on the wheel. âIâve got a decision to make as soon as I get to work and I canât decide what to do.â
âShare,â Oscar said, looking at Julianâs profile.
âYou know Gemma Bristol?â
âCelebrity gal about town? PR consultant to the stars? We love Gemma.â
âYes,â Julian agreed, âwe do love Gemma, even though sheâs a wee bit scary. Well, one of our generous supporters is an English girl called Chantelle Portsmouth, whoâs really quite nice but honestly you should see what she wears. Last time, the python-skin stilettos . . .â
âFocus, sweetheart,â Oscar grumbled.
âOh, yes, sorry, where was I? Gemma.â Julian tooted the car ahead of him whose driver had missed the light turning green because she was applying lip gloss in her rear-vision mirror.
âSo anyhoo, Chantelle rings me up yesterday morning and tells me that Gemma Bristol wants to give back, do good, make a difference, blah blah, you know how it goes with these mega-rich dames with too much time on their hands.â
âDo I what? I deal with that sort every day.â Oscar was a solicitor specialising in family law at a prestigious law firm and, as a handsome gay man, had predominantly female clientele.
âYes, so you know the type, always looking to help out and desperately wanting to be on our committee which, and Iâm sure I donât need to remind you, is a hand-picked group of well-connected women with very strong ties to the Melbourne establishment. And you know how important those contacts are to the Dameâs cause.â
âAbsolutely. So whatâs the problem?â
Julian glanced over and saw that Oscar was checking Facebook on his iPhone. He clucked in annoyance at not having his partnerâs one hundred per cent attention.
âWell, almost every week someone from Melbourneâs social set asks to join us, to spruce up their social résumé by riding on our coat tails, and we just canât have it. Whenever we let someone new in, they just end up causing drama.â
The traffic was finally moving smoothly and Julian indicated to turn left at the Toorak Road lights.
âHow so?â Oscar asked and then burst out laughing.
âWhatâs so funny?â Julian asked, looking enquiringly at his partnerâs handsome face.
âOh my God, Ian and Liam have adopted a gorgeous puppy, and . . . theyâve named him Oscar. The hide of those boys!â
âWill you listen to me, you Facebook tart?â Julian demanded.
âSorry, sorry.â Oscar touched his partnerâs elbow gently and put his phone in his pocket.
âWell, where was I?â Julian huffed. âOh, thatâs right, the committee crawlers.â He scratched his smooth pate. âWe often get the type who just want the prestige of being on the Dameâs committee and donât actually have anything