Sugar. âIâm sorry, I thought you would know each other already.â
âI know him and thatâs one too many,â Mrs. Keschl said.
âAnd I know her too, moreâs the pity.â
âOK then,â Sugar intervened, sensing blows were soon to be exchanged, âbefore I tell you the special reason I asked you all here today, these beautiful pastries were made by Nate, who lives in Apartment 5A but couldnât be with us this morning.â
âIs that the big guy with the ginger hair?â Lola asked.
âAll I know is that heâs a real good baker and has a very nice voice. Donât you think these are delicious?â
Everyone, apart from Ruby who couldnât even look at the pastries, agreed.
âAlso, I need to make sure that itâs OK with you all for me to keep my bees up here.â
Mr. McNallyâs eyes swiveled around the rooftop and alighted on the hive. His features seemed to soften and Sugar caught a glimpse of what he must have looked like before he was old and angry. âHoney on porridge oats. Now thereâs a feed.â
âAre you allowed to keep bees up here?â Ruby asked.
âOf course I am, sweetie! Do I look like a rule breaker to you?â
âYou look like Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music ,â said Mrs. Keschl. âBut with better hair. Iâm ready for my coffee now, by the way.â
âSo weâre all good with the hive?â Sugar asked, and everyone nodded. âCoffee coming right up then.â She smiled, just as there was another firm knock on the door. âAlthough first, there is someone else I would like to introduce.â
Her neighbors looked at each other as Sugar opened the door. As far as they knew, they were all already there apart from Nate, who wasnât coming.
âThis is George Wainwright,â Sugar called from the doorway as they peered over and saw George standing there hanging on to the frame with both hands. âAnd he wonât be staying as he suffers from vertigo and prefers it on the ground floor, which is where you will see him from now on.â She gave George a pastry and introduced him to her other guests.
âPleased to meet you,â George said. âAnd thank you for having me. But if that will be all . . . ?â
âThat will be, George. Just quickly, howâs the leg?â
âItâs a miracle, like you said.â
âWell, we can all do with one of those,â said Sugar. âSee you downstairs?â
âIndeed. Good day.â
She shut the door and turned back to her neighbors.
âAnd who the heck was that?â Mrs. Keschl demanded.
âThat was our new doorman,â Sugar explained, bringing out the coffeepot and pouring the coffee into mugs.
âOur doorman?â echoed Mr. McNally.
âYes,â Sugar said, offering him another pastry, which he took. âThe poor man is a real natural when it comes to doors but is temporarily without one due to being replaced by a camera so I said he could have ours. I hope none of you mind. Itâs presumptuous of me I know, and Iâm sorry for that, but it wonât cost a thing. And we have two doors downstairs and they are both quite hard to openâhad you noticed? Especially if you are carrying anything.â
âYouâre a real whack job, you know that,â Mrs. Keschl said. âThis is Alphabet Cityânot Trump Towers. We donât have doormen down here.â
âWell, why shouldnât we?â countered Mr. McNally. âWeâre as good as anyone on the Upper East Side.â
âBetter, in my opinion,â said Ruby.
âAnd those doors are heavy,â added Lola.
Mrs. Keschl blinked.
âHe can help carry up your groceries,â said Sugar. âEspecially since youâre on the third floor, which is closer to the ground.â
âI vote yes,â Ruby said.
âThis is an apartment
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