class in second gradeââ
âAt least I could do it. If I remember right, you couldnât make it off the ground.â
âI have weak arms.â
âWeak arms? I think your problem was you schmoozed one too many pieces of cake from the cooks.â
âYouâre just jealous I got extraââ
âChildren!â Eddy bellowed. âShut up.â
I snapped my mouth closed. Baz and I could be a little Eddy and Agnes-like at times.
In a quieter voice, Eddy said, âBasil, just tell us whatâs happened.â
Baz took a deep breath. âFine. Agnes, did you do something with that stuffed toy green snake I brought home the other day?â
âOh,â Agnes said. âOf course I did. I gave it to Rocky when he and Eddy came over to pick me up for the airport. Heâs been wearing it around his neck since we got here. Thinks itâs quite something else. Why?â
âI need it back.â
âFor what? You grew out of stuffed animals in your twenties.â
Stuffed animals in his twenties? What a great razzing point. I looked at Baz, waiting for him to answer, wondering how much heâd admit to his aunt.
âI, uh, borrowed it from a friend and they want it back.â
âBasil, you know better than to lie to me.â Agnes sighed sadly, and then asked in a resigned voice, âWhoâd you steal it from?â
Before he could answer, my cell rang, jangling my already frayed nerves.
Expectant faces looked at me I pulled it off my hip and answered, âHello?â
âShay?â April McNichiâs voice boomed through the speaker.
âYeah, itâs me. Whatâs up?â
âHoudini found Rocky.â
âWhere?â
âRemember Houdini mentioning a girl who made balloon animals?â
âYep.â
âShe goes by Tulip, and I think itâs a match made in heaven. They are so similar itâs freakish. Tulipâs incorporated your boy in her act, and heâs wowing tourists by reciting random facts and doing instantaneous mathematical calculations.â
âWell, that sounds like our Rocky.â My heart unclenched a little. Thank goodness he wasnât dead or hurt.
âHoudini is on the way to your hotel with him now. He should be there any time.â
âI donât know how to thank you guys.â
âCome see our act and give us a big tip.â
âYou can count on it.â I disconnected.
I related the turn of events, and we all trooped down to the lobby to await Rockyâs arrival. We settled into two Victorian sofas that faced each other and talked about New Orleans poker. In less than ten minutes, looking like a dark devil-angel, Houdini strode through the hotel entryway. Rocky followed him, the neon-green snake hanging around his shoulders. He was wearing his Twins jacket and blue aviator hat.
His face lit up like a kid at Christmas when he caught sight of us. âNick Coop! Shay OâHanlon!â
I heard Baz say, âHeâs got it!â
Rocky lurched toward Coop and nearly bowled him over. Then he launched himself at me. After Iâd squeezed Rocky, I pushed him away and shook him gently. âRocky, donât you ever leave without telling us where youâre going. You really scared Eddy and Agnes.â
Rocky looked over at Eddy with big eyes. His bottom lip started to quiver.
âOh, young man, you come here.â Eddy opened her arms and Rocky dove into them.
âIâm very sorry, Miss Eddy. I did not mean to scare you.â His voice was tight and low.
Houdini said, âIâll leave you all to your reunion.â
âThanks, Houdini,â I said.
He tipped an imaginary hat at me. âAnytime. Adieu ,â he rumbled, and then swooped out the door without another word.
I turned my attention back to the unfolding drama. âShhh,â Eddy was saying. âItâs okay. Just let us know where youâre going next