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SHIRLEY
S pookie House, which is where I live with my aunt Tabitha and my uncle Drac, has recently gotten pretty crowded. First of all I found two ghosts living here, and then the Wizzards turned up and decided to live here too. So now that makes eight of us, as there are three WizzardsâWanda and her mom and dad, Brenda and Barry.
Our two ghosts are Sir Horace andEdmund. Most people think that Sir Horace is just a boring old suit of armorâwhich is what I thought for agesâbut he is our biggest ghost. Then there is his faithful page, Edmund, who is shy and acts like heâs a bit of a wimp. Wanda really likes him, but she would , as she can be a bit of a wimp too, as you will see.
Sometimes I think Sir Horace likes Wanda better than me. Not that I am jealous or anything, even though Sir Horace was my ghost first. But after the Wizzards came to live here, they repaired Sir Horace so that he looked almost like new, and Wanda got rid of all Sir Horaceâs rust with her bike oil, which he was really pleased about. After that, Sir Horace walked around a lot more than he used to. He didnât creak anymore either,which was a bit weird, as sometimes you might be just hanging around planning an ambush for Aunt Tabby or something, and suddenly there would be Sir Horace, standing right behind you.
But last month Sir Horace stopped walking around and started getting sulky. He took to lurking behind some revolting old curtains on the landing,and one night he really frightened Uncle Drac when he let out a horrible groan just as Uncle Drac was coming out of his turret.
Another time Sir Horace deliberately took his head off and left it on the stairs. Aunt Tabby tripped over it and blamed me . When I gave him his head back, he was not polite at all. He told me that he was trying to forget something and he didnât want his head just then, thank you very much. But I made him put it back on. After that he disappeared. We looked everywhere, but we couldnât find him, so Wanda and I went down to his secret room to see if he was there.
To get to Sir Horaceâs room, you have to go through a secret passage and then down in a funny old elevator, called a dumbwaiter, which you have to work yourself by pullingon a rope. Wanda and I are not allowed to go there, as Aunt Tabby says the elevator is dangerous, and she does not like us hanging around in secret passages. But the real reason is that Aunt Tabby does not like people being anywhere where she cannot see what they are doing, as she is extremely nosy.
But even though Aunt Tabby is so nosy, she does not know everything. For example, she does not know that I have the key to the door to the secret passage. So yesterday, when Wanda and I were sure that Aunt Tabby was safely out of the way, we opened the secret door, which is in the paneling under the attic stairs. We walked along the secret passage. I had to go first because of the spidersâwhich Wanda does not likeâthen we went down in the creaky elevatorâwhich Wanda does notlikeâand went into Sir Horaceâs room.
The room was very small and darkâWanda did not like that, either. But I donât know what else she expected, as there are no windows in it because it is a secret room in the middle of the house. I shone my flashlight into all the corners to see if Sir Horace was sulking there while Wanda looked scared.
âHeâs not here,â said Wanda. âI hope he hasnât run away.â
âWhy would he do that?â I asked. âHe likes it at our house. Can I have the cheese and onion chips?â
Wanda was carrying our Secret Passage Kit, and she gave me my bag of cheese and onion chips. Then she lit the two candles above the fireplace. They cast strange shadows on the walls, and I made a big monster shadow loom over her.
Wanda, who is even more nosy than my aunt Tabby, started looking through all the old books that were piled up. They were very boring, and