knowledge,â he muttered back.
Aaron got us through History, and we hadnât been missed in Math yesterday. Coach Renwick hadnât minded us cutting soccer. Then we came to the end of the day, and it was time to report back to you-know-who.
âLook, how bad can it be?â Aaron was still saying as we slumped down to the headmasterâs outer office.
The secretary was at her desk. Two other ladies were sitting along the wall. My head was hanging, but I looked up.
â Mom ,â I said.
âMom,â Aaron said.
Our moms were there, and they had the look of parents whoâd already seen the headmaster.
âJosh,â Mom said, âIâve had to take time off from work.â
âAaron,â Mrs. Zimmer said, âthis was my court time at the tennis club.â
We both smacked our foreheads. We were being released in the custody of our moms.
And another thing. We got our quizzes back on Time and Again from Headbloom that day. I got a B. Aaron got a B plus.
9
The Threshold of a New Frontier
Older guys beginning to hang around Heather and the house?
Me turning into a troubled kid pulling pranks at school?
Dad still out in Chicago?
With all this, Mom had a lot on her mind. She and Dad speed dialed all weekend. Then on Sunday night he gave me a jingle. Usually I wait for his call. That night I wasnât so eager.
âJosh, whatâs this prank you pulled at school all about?â
âDad, Iâm thinking puberty.â
He sighed all the way from Chicago. âYou know what Iâm thinking? Iâm thinking youâre acting out because Iâm not there.â
âThatâs a good thought, Dad. Come on home.â
But he said he couldnât do that. He was working around the clock on the Lucky Mutt account.
The whole situation was left up to Mom. She said I was grounded until I could come up with a complete explanation for swapping senior dress code for my ownâfull disclosure.
If you ask me, a sixth grader is grounded most of the time anyway. In my case it meant cutting down to an hour of TV every night, so I was in my room a lot. I may be the only kid at Huckley without TV in his room.
I didnât see that much of Aaron, but we probably needed to take a breather from each other. At school he was in the Black Hole. Then heâd tear home to his technopolis. He basically grounded himself, but heâd call me up from his room in the evening.
âPicture it. When I foolproof this formula, look what weâve got.â
âWhat? Free trips to the Hamptons and the headmasterâs office?â
âThink bigger, Josh. Weâre standing on the threshold of a new frontier, and Iâll be a shoo-in for a Westinghouse science scholarship. Most of the great discoveries in science are accidental. What Iâve stumbled onto here is essentially a new formula. Once Iâve got it vaccinated for viruses, we can dial ourselves into the cosmic Internet and go with our every need. Past, future, even lateral moves. This could rank right up there with the discovery of radium and call waiting. Josh, what we may have here is the Great Interactive Dream Machine.â
Aaron was so pleased with himself and his new discovery, it was too late to confess Iâd helped. âWhat about your old formula? The one that does schematics of dinosaurs to send you to computer camp?â
âIâve got that on the back burner.â Aaron sounded vague. âIâll get back to that.â
I let him rave on about his dream machine. What choice did I have?
I was leading a pretty quiet life, but Heather dropped in one night. Being grounded didnât mean I could keep her out of my room. I was in bed reading when she barged in and flopped down. Her eyes were bright and beady, but worried.
âTwo words,â she said. âHulk Hotchkiss.â
The R. L. Stine jumped in my hand. I marked my place in it.
Heather moped.