enough for Mom and Dad to see me. I heard the garage door close, then voices in the kitchen. I couldnât make out what they were saying until they came into the living room and sat on the couch.
âLooks like you were right about that storm,â Mom said.
âThe storm outside doesnât begin to compare to the tempest at church tonight.â Dad sounded weary.
âSo, did you get anything resolved?â Mom asked.
âThe deacons voted seven to five to let Mrs. Miller bring her dogs to church in exchange for funding the building project,â Dad told her. âNobody wants toopen the sanctuary up to any and all dogs, but it is hard not to bow to the almighty dollar.â
âBow?â Mom laughed. âMore like bow-wow!â Mom was still trying to be funny, but Dad wasnât laughing. âSo, are we just charging admission for dogs?â
âIâm afraid itâs worse than that.â Dad sighed. âThe official vote was that given Mrs. Millerâs advanced age and fragile condition, she is disabled, and her dogs are service dogs. By law, we have to admit assistance dogs for the disabledâguide dogs for the blind, hearing dogs for the deaf, and service dogs for the physically disabled,â Dad explained. âThe dogs will wear a special harness or backpack to identify them as service dogs. Mrs. Miller has already obtained authorization for handicapped parking.â
âThatâs not so bad, is it, Paul?â Mom asked.
âI havenât gotten to the bad part yet,â Dad said. I could hear the wind picking up outside, and I was glad that there was lightning to forewarn me of the crashing thunder. I moved further down so I could see my parents, too.
âMrs. Miller also announced that her health is deteriorating,â Dad went on.
âMrs. Miller was at the meeting?â Mom sounded truly surprised.
âBen Arnold told her about the meeting, and she took it upon herself to attend,â Dad explained. âShe implied that sheâs getting her affairs in order and would leave at least another million to Peace Congregation if the church sees fit to comfort and support her in this difficult time.â
âWhat kind of comfort and support is she looking for?â Mom asked.
âSheâs getting the guesthouse ready so she can hire a personal assistant to stay on the property with her. Sheâs hired Tom Stone to install an intercom system next week, including the guesthouse and the house, and to make sure everything in the house is in working order.â Dad paused. âAnd she wants me to interview the applicants, and would like to have someone lined up by the end of the month. Iâm to run the ad in Sundayâs classified section.â
âYou would have done that for her anyway, wouldnât you?â asked Mom. Dad stood up and started pacing.
âThatâs exactly my point!â Dad said with sweeping gestures he usually saved for behind the pulpit. I slidback up a few stairs to be safe. âHere is a longstanding member of our congregation who either thinks she has to hold money over our heads for us to treat her with simple Christian charity, or who thinks that she can buy her way into Heaven as well as everything she wants from the church along the way.â
âGod is not a respecter of persons,â Mom quoted scripture.
âThatâs just the confirmation I was looking for,â Dad said as he sat down and put his arm around Mom. âI think itâs time for a little reminder that God loves us all just the same and isnât impressed by anybodyâs money. First thing tomorrow morning, Iâm rewriting my Sunday Independence Day sermon.â
I was just ready to head back to bed when I heard Dad say, âOh, the back door of the church was unlocked when I went to take a bag of trash out to the dumpster. Iâm sure Matthew told me he locked it last night. I have no idea