just like Vince, too. Always telling lame stories when there were more pressing issues. Sometimes I wished he could just not tell a Grandma story for once. But I still had to admit that most of the time I found them pretty funny. Even this one was pretty funny.
âWell, anyways, weâre working on it for you,â I said over their laughter. âIt takes time to get to teachers; itâs only been two days. Rome wasnât burned down in a day, you know.â
âGosh, you are a cutie,â she said.
I blushed. âWhat . . .â
Vince nudged me. âIt goes, âRome wasnât built in a day,â Mac.â
I blushed even more, and I turned around to keep her from seeing. I actually couldnât stand this. I didnât remember ever feeling this embarrassed. Ever.
Vince and Trixie shared a laugh while I regrouped.
âWeâll actually be working on your problem right after detention today,â Vince said to her.
âGood. I seriously cannot wait to get that succubus Mr. Kjelson off my back.â
I turned to Vince with a raised eyebrow. He was always my go-to guy when people said something that didnât make sense. But to my surprise he just grinned and shrugged.
âWhat if heâs still around?â Vince asked.
âHe wonât be,â I said as we moved down the empty hallway toward Mr. Kjelsonâs classroom. âHeâs probably still at baseball tryouts in the gym, remember?â
We werenât old enough to have Mr. Kjelson as a teacher, but weâd found his classroom location on the schoolâs website. I still was convinced that as a Cubs fan there was no way he could be as evil as Trixie made him out to be, but Iâd also learned a long time ago never to trust someoneâs appearance entirely.
I took out the key Iâd gotten from the janitor earlier that day. The janitor was a cool guy, even for an adult. We had an understanding , so he was always helpful when I needed access to something inside the school.
We were several feet from the classroom door when I was proved wrong about Kjelson not being there.
The door flew open, and Mr. Kjelson burst into the hallway. Why wasnât he at practice?
My gut told me to dive for cover, but we were in a school hallway and there was nowhere to go. So I stood there, frozen, like a small critter about to get flattened all over a stretch of asphalt. Vince didnât move either.
But it didnât matter. Mr. Kjelson turned away from us immediately and barreled down the hallway in the opposite direction. His classroom door slowly eased back toward the frame and then right at the end slammed shut with a loud double thud.
Vince and I looked at each other.
âWhy was he in such a hurry?â he said.
I shrugged and said, âDid you see what he was carrying?â
Vince nodded slowly.
We watched Mr. Kjelson reach the end of the hallway and turn left. He was walking so fast he was nearly running. In his left hand he held a large wire cage with at least two small furry animals inside. Neither appeared to be moving.
Vince and I turned to each other, nodded, and ran as quietly as we could after Mr. Kjelson. We needed to find out where he was going and what he was planning on doing to those animals.
We tracked him all the way out to the parking lot, making sure to stay about twenty yards behind him at all times. I didnât know if that was too close or too farâTyrell was my tailing expert; I wasnât used to fieldwork. A few times I thought for sure Mr. Kjelson would turn around and spot us and then thatâd be it, but he never did. In fact, he was moving so fast that we had to jog to keep up.
When we got outside, Vince and I ducked behind a few bushes and watched as Kjelson went to his car. It was a small orange thing from at least the time of the dinosaurs, possibly older. But it did have a large Cubs sticker on the back. He opened the trunk and struggled to get the