Free The Deepest Cut by Natalie Flynn

your willy,’ he shouted, so loudly that a few of the old ladies at the bus stop tutted and gave him really dirty looks.
    Nathan turned around and walked off, giving us the middle finger as he went.
    â€˜So, do you reckon he’s tapped her yet then, or do you think he’s all mouth?’ Jake asked me. He grabbed a handful of my cold chips and leant back on the bench, squinting from the sun.
    We were sitting in our usual spot on the bench in the park halfway between mine and Jake’s. It was pretty much where we always went when we were out. It had sort of become our bench. We liked it. It gave us a good view of everything that was going on while we sat there and chatted or whatever.
    â€˜Who? Nathan and Megs? Doubt it, he’s all mouth,’ I said.
    â€˜I dunno,’ Jake said. ‘I haven’t seen him pick up a book in weeks.’
    â€˜Doesn’t mean he’s done it.’
    Jake sat up straight and turned to me. ‘Have you not seen how confident he’s got lately? He’s gone from shy, skinny, little mummy-and-daddy-pleasing geek who froze up whenever a whiff of titty walked by, to cocky, confident maybe a little bit mouthy on occasions. It’s a textbook symptom of virginity losing.’
    â€˜Maybe he’s just happy he’s got a girlfriend,’ I said.
    â€˜Why are you so uncomfortable with it?’
    â€˜I guess I never thought he’d be first, you know …’
    â€˜Why not?’
    â€˜Because he used to freeze up when a whiff of titty walked past.’
    â€˜Don’t be using my expressions, Ads.’ Jake punched me in the arm. ‘Don’t worry, we’ll find you some.’
    â€˜Er yeah, don’t forget you’re as far away from finding some as I am. Same boat my friend, same boat,’ I said.
    Jake shook his head. ‘Look over there,’ he said. ‘That’s my dream girl.’
    In the distance, four girls were walking towards us.
    â€˜Kelly Dawson?’ I asked. The sun was in my eyes so I couldn’t quite make her out.
    â€˜Oh yes,’ Jake said. ‘Man, what I’d do to that.’
    â€˜You’ve got no chance.’ I laughed at how outrageous he was.
    â€˜Looks like they’re heading this way,’ Jake said. There was a half-smile on his face, but his eyes said he was as confused as I was. They were definitely walking towards us, though. Definitely.
    â€˜Holy shit,’ Jake said, sitting up straight. ‘Look at them with their ties off and their buttons all undone and their skirts hitched up – God bless this heat wave.’
    â€˜Down, boy,’ I said.
    They were definitely walking towards us and I wondered why. They were probably bored or something and wanted to come and take the piss out of us to pass the time.
    â€˜Gissa chip,’ Kelly said when she got to the bench. All I could stare at were her tits, which were massive and poking right out her shirt.
    â€˜We’re just going over the shop. Want anything?’ One of her mates asked her.
    â€˜I’ve got everything I want right here,’ she said. She was looking straight at Jake with a really sexy smile. I couldn’t believe it.
    He slid across the bench, barging me out the way. ‘Sit down, beautiful,’ he said. I almost choked on my chip.
    He put his arm around her. ‘You’re looking really sexy today, baby. What can Jake do for you?’
    â€˜I saw what happened back there, you know, with Adam and his trainers. Man, that was well harsh. Those boys are right twats,’ she said.
    â€˜I see,’ Jake said. ‘They are; very, very twatty,’ he said. He was looking straight at her tits.
    â€˜I was standing by the other bus stop, on the corner,’ she said. ‘I saw you climb up into the tree to get Adam’s trainers back…’
    â€˜You did?’
    â€˜Yeah,’ she said, her voice getting sexier. ‘You’re a proper hero,