verbatim. ‘I left a very successful career at
Google Dublin so that I could start out in the eventing world. But the deal I made
with myself was that, if I was going to do it, I would only do it with the very
best.’ I glanced at Mark. ‘So here I am, with the best event rider in
the country!’
There was a brief silence, which Maria
broke with an unpleasant laugh. ‘Jesus.’ She chuckled, in a South
American way.
Hayzoos.
It seemed even more insulting than plain old
‘Jesus’. ‘They are all the same.’ She got up and left the
room. I heard her scream her daughter’s name.
I waited for Mark
to apologize, to make good his wife’s behaviour somehow, but he didn’t
say a word.
‘I meant it,’ I tried
desperately. ‘It really is an honour to be working for you. The very best of
the bunch, you know? Ha-ha?’
‘Kate. It is Kate, isn’t
it?’
I nodded.
‘Kate. Most eventers enjoy having
smoke blown up their arses. The industry is rife with heavy-drinking, horse-doping
egotistical maniacs, who cover themselves with expensive kit and make-up and get
themselves photographed in the champagne tent every time they go to a competition.
They’ll respond gladly to flattery.’
I withered. I could feel Sandra to my
right, begging silently for her son to show me some mercy. ‘They sound like a
bunch of silly articles,’ I tried lamely.
‘I’m not one of them, Kate.
I’m running a very tight ship here. I have no time for posing at parties,
letting people tell me how great I am. If you’re looking for that sort of
thing, you’re best off working for Caroline Lexington-Morley. What
I
’m looking for – and please be clear on this – are the most
observant, meticulous, tireless grooms in the business. Because without people like
that I have no hope of winning.’
‘Of course, of course.’ I
smiled, my face bland and reassuring. I didn’t like people who wanted to
win.
‘My staff must love my horses more
than they love me, because they’re the most important people here. I want them
to be respected, adored, fussed over but never petted. You get out of bed at six
a.m. for them, not me.’
‘Understood.’ I liked that
he called his horses people.
Beyond that,
I didn’t like anything I’d just heard. ‘So the horses first, you
second and me last. I think I can work with that.’
Mark didn’t laugh.
‘So, love, tell us about your
ponies,’ Sandra said kindly, tucking her grey bob behind an ear. Sandra and
the dogs were the only nice thing about this lunch. Dirk the Labrador sat on one
side of her and an enormous grey Irish wolfhound on the other.
‘I had a pony called, um,
Frog?’ I experimented.
Sandra’s eyes lit up. ‘Oh,
what a name!’ she cried. ‘Frog! Imagine that, Mark! It’s almost as
good as Stumpy!’
Mark, who was shrugging on a fleece
laced with horse hairs, didn’t react.
‘And how old were you when you got
Frog?’ Sandra asked.
‘I was four.’ I tried to
remember what Becca had said about horse heights. ‘He was, er, fifteen
two.’
Mark’s eyes had swivelled back to
me. There was something going on in there that I couldn’t put my finger on.
‘Time to get back,’ he said. ‘You were late, so this conversation
will have to continue later. Please make sure you’re on time in
future.’
Silently, sadly, I said goodbye to my
soup.
‘Off to shovel some more shite
then!’ I beamed. I was Kate Brady. I would not be beaten.
Mark stopped in the doorway.
‘Email me your CV,’ he said. And, just at the moment I decided he was
one of the more unpleasant people I’d met, he smiled.
His daughter galloped in and threw
herself at him, telling him how much she hated her mother. Mark picked her
up and carried her out to the yard on his
back. And, unless I was very much mistaken, he told her he completely agreed.
Sandra looked at me, and I looked at
her. I