Service.â
His words clearly annoyed Albert Knox. âYou werenât in the army yourself, were you, Bob?â he asked.
âWell, no,â Smothers admitted, suddenly looking rather uncomfortable.
âThen youâve no idea what youâre talkinâ about, have you?â Albert Knox asked.
âI was perfectly willinâ to go,â Smothers said defensively, âbut I had flat feet, you see, so they wouldnât take me.â
âYouâre lucky youâre young enough to have just missed it,â Knox said, ignoring Smothers and talking directly to Beresford. âIt was a waste of two years of my life. They say itâll make a man of you, but what it really tries to do is to turn you into an unthinkinâ, unfeelinâ machine.â
âHey, thatâs a bit strong,â Bob Smothers protested.
âStill, I shouldnât complain,â Knox said, continuing to ignore him. âItâs true that they made me paint stones white, anâ then, when Iâd finished that to their satisfaction. paint âem black. But I was never under fire, like some poor buggers were, forced to defend an empire we should have got shut of years ago.â
âThe Empire was the envy of the world,â Smothers said.
âYouâre talkinâ through your arse, as usual, you big stupid bastard,â Knox told him.
âDid Terry Pugh seem especially unhappy in the last couple of weeks?â Beresford interjected, eager to get the conversation back on course before a fight broke out.
âNow you mention it, I think Iâd have to say that he did,â a man with a squint, who was sitting next to Albert Knox, chipped in. âIt was probably the letter that did it.â
âWhat letter?â Beresford asked.
âHe had this letter in his boiler suit pocket. Heâd take it out two or three times a day, anâ read it, though he must have known it by heart. Anâ he always looked worried after heâd done that.â
âAny idea what the letter was about?â Beresford asked.
âNo. He didnât show it to me, anâ I didnât ask him about it. But I can tell you that it was all crumpled, like heâd balled it up to throw it away, then thought better of it â anâ I think it was typed, rather than written.â
âItâll have been a solicitorâs letter, then,â Bob Smothers said. ââDear Mr Pugh, I must inform you that Miss Big Tits from the typinâ pool has a bun in the oven, anâ is claiminâ that you are the fatherâ.â
He checked around the table to see if his latest sally into humour was receiving the appreciation it deserved, but the other men seemed almost as fed up with him as Albert Knox was.
âIf it had been a solicitorâs letter, it would have been on a big sheet of paper,â the man with the squint said. âBut this was just an ordinary size â the size you might use if you were writinâ a letter yourself.â
âSo maybe it was from Miss Big Tits herself,â Bob Smothers said, still trying to squeeze an acceptable joke out of his less-than-adequate material.
âDid anybody else here happen to see Terry Pugh reading this letter?â Beresford asked.
Several of the men admitted that they had â so it seemed likely that Pugh had read the letter more than the two or three times a day that the man with the squint had observed â but none of them could throw any light on what the letter might actually have said.
Still, Beresford assured himself, he had made progress of a sort, and even if the letter didnât mean anything to him, it just might mean something to Woodend.
Eight
F rom her vantage point, in the bay window of the lounge in Bob Rutterâs new home, Elizabeth Driver watched Rutter walk around his car, checking that all the doors were properly locked.
She smiled to herself. It was a smile that her