so many times before that they couldnât even be bothered to raise a groan.
âBall bearings! On a roll! Get it!â Smothers asked.
âYes, I thought it was very funny,â Beresford told him. He turned to the rest of the men. âSo you all worked with Terry Pugh, did you?â
The men nodded.
âWhat was he like?â Beresford ploughed on. âWould you say he was a popular feller?â
âHe wasnât exactly popular, but he wasnât exactly unpopular, either,â one of the men said.
âHe pretty much kept himself to himself,â another supplied. âPleasant enough with everybody, but not exactly talkative.â
âHe never came on company outings to Blackpool,â a third said, almost as if he considered such a refusal little less than a grievous sin. âWouldnât join the darts team, either, even when we were a man short.â
âDidnât seem very interested in women, either,â contributed a fourth. âWhich was odd, because he wasnât a bad-looking lad, anâ several of the girls in the typinâ pool were definitely interested in him.â
âWell, he wouldnât have been interested, would he?â Beresford asked. âAfter all, he
was
married.â
The men sitting around the table thought this was a far funnier joke than the one Smothers had made about ball bearings, and a couple of them were almost doubled up with laughter.
âAre you a virgin or somethinâ?â Bob Smothers asked, when the laugher had subsided.
âNo, of course not!â said Beresford â who was.
âThen you shouldnât be surprised that when a man gets an opportunity to dip his wick, he doesnât normally think twice about it. Most of the lads in this factory will bang anythinâ that moves. Anâ thereâs a few sittinâ round this table,â Smothers grinned and looked at each of the men in turn, âthat will bang it even if it
doesnât
move. Itâs a hotbed of sin, this place. Must come from workinâ with balls all day â if you see what I mean.â
âI used to think old Terry was a bit of a homo,â another man said, âbut then I heard that he put his missus up the duff, so I must have been wrong about that, mustnât I?â
The man at the far end of the table, who looked to be round about Terry Pughâs age, had kept silent so far, but now he said, âIt was his National Service that changed him.â
âWhatâs your name, sir?â Beresford asked.
There were several cries of, âOooh,
sir
!â from the other workers, and Bob Smothers said, âYou never told me you been knighted, Albert!â
âThe nameâs Albert Knox,â the man told Beresford.
âIn what way did his National Service seem to change Terry Pugh?â Beresford asked.
âI knew Terry before he got his call-up papers, which is more than any of the other buggers around this table can say,â Albert Knox told him. âHe was a bit of a lad, in them days. You know what I mean, donât you?â
âA heavy drinker?â Beresford guessed.
âOh, he was some boozer, all right â a ten-pint-a-night man, when he could afford it. But there was more to it than that. He was never exactly on the lookout for trouble, but if it came his way, heâd get stuck in without a secondâs thought. Anâ if a shift worker was puttinâ in a bit of overtime at the factory, he was always more than willing to put in a bit of overtime with the shift workerâs wife.â
âBut the army changed all that?â
âLike youâd never have thought possible. When he came out, heâd quietened down
a lot
.â
âThatâs what two years in the army does for you,â Bob Smothers said. âTeaches you a bit of self-discipline. Makes a man of you. The worst thing the government ever did was to abolish National