Neighborhood with Record Tear Fall!
I hiccupped and tried again. âMr. Trigg, itâsââ But the crying got me again. Now I was embarrassed on top of it.
Mr. Trigg said very slowly and nicely, âOkay, whoever this is, just cry for a minute and donât try to talk. Then, when youâre ready, Iâll still be here waiting. Iâm at my computer, so I can keep myself busy until you need me.â
I cried a little more, with the phone tipped away from my mouth. Then I began to regain control. I took a few deep breaths. I swallowed, wishing Marcy was here with her mints and her Kleenex.
Finally, I said, âMr. Trigg. Itâs Sam Martone.â
âMs. Martone! Whatever is the matter?â Mr. Triggâs voice was full of concern.
âMr. Trigg, my . . . my advice backfired, and the person I gave it to is, um, kind of stalking me.â
âStalking you! Whatever do you mean ?â I could hear the alarm in his voice.
âWell, first she sent me some mean letters at the Dear Know-It-All mailbox. Then she sent me a bunch of mean e-mails. Like, forty-two in a row last time I checked . . .â
âForty-two e-mails! Thatâs outrageous! Iâve been so busy since I got back, I havenât had a chance to check the Dear Know-It-All e-mails yet.â
âWell, there may be more. I stopped checking a few days ago. But today she posted something on the high schoolâs Buddybook wall that I should âcome out, come out, wherever I am.â I shuddered, just thinking of it again.
âMy goodness!â Mr. Trigg shouted. âYouâre being cyberbullied! Iâm calling Mr. Pfeiffer, and weâll get to the bottom of this! Oh, Ms. Martone, I wish youâd told me earlier!â
âBut you were away! I didnât want to bother you!â
âMs. Martone, this is a very serious matter. This is the very sort of thing you should bother me about! I hope youâve told your mother!â
âWell . . . now I wish I had, but I thought I could handle it. Then when I knew I couldnât, I just kind of ignored it. But I guess that only made it grow bigger.â
âOh dear me, deary me! Alrighty, please, by all means, get your mother up to speed. I will speak with Mr. Pfeiffer, and then I will give her a ring on this number. . . . This is her mobile phone, correct?â
He pronounced it âMO-bye-ul.â I had to smile a tiny bit. âYes.â
âOh, and Ms. Martone, I am so very, very sorry that this happened to you. I am sorry that your term as Dear Know-It-All was so fraught and so brief. Now letâs both run along. I donât want youto worry. Youâve done nothing wrong, and weâre going to help fix this.â And he hung up.
I sat in the hedge, staring at the MO-bye-ul in my hands. Then I realized he had said my term was âbrief.â He assumed I was quitting. That I was done with being Dear Know-It-All. Huh. I guessed I was. I waited to feel a huge relief, a weight lifted off my shoulders, but it didnât come. Maybe later it would, after Iâd spoken to my mom and the grown-ups had sorted this out and dealt with it all. I was sure Iâd feel better then.
Right?
Allie was in the kitchen in a flash when I opened the door. âHow did it go?â she asked. Then she stopped dead in her tracks. âWait! Did he make you cry? That little rat! Iâm calling his brothers.â She turned to stomp back up the stairs.
âNo! Stop, Allie! I . . . chickened out. Thatâs why Iâm crying. I just . . . I chickened out.â I shrugged and tried to look forlorn, so sheâd feel pity instead of rage. It worked.
âPoor baby,â she said, hugging me again. Wow,between my tears and her hugs, we were breaking all sorts of records around here. âBut maybe itâs better. That outfit is all wrong.â
My mom came in,