the Beebs? Impossible!â she scoffed.
âCome on, Allie! Be serious! Itâs someone you really like but donât know.â
âZac Efron?â she said with a smile.
I couldnât stand the teasing any longer. âArgh! Mrs. Moseby!â I blurted.
âHey, random! Thatâs pretty cool! Where?â At least Allie was reacting appropriately, even if she wasnât as excited as I thought sheâd be.
âShe isâdrumroll, pleaseâour school chef!â I was pretty pleased with myself as I delivered this news.
âWhat? No way! Then why does the food stink so much?â Allie asked.
âWell, funny you should mention it. We were interviewing her today, and it was supposed to be all about why is the food so bad, but it turned outââ
We were interrupted by the ringing of Allieâs phone. So annoying! And of course she picked it right up.
âNo!â she said to whomever. âI havenât had a chance to ask her yet! I will call you back when I find out.â She hung up.
Was she talking about me?
âWait, so whatâs your big news?â I asked.
Allie got all dramatic again and made her eyes go really wide. She sat forward in her chair and then said, âDo you know who Dear Know-It-All is this year at your school?â
What? My heart began to thump in my chest, and I instantly felt hot and sweaty. How did she find out?
âWait, Allie, pleaseââ
âGet a load of this!â she said, and she thrust her phone at me.
I looked at it, not comprehending. Then everything came into focus. There was a post on the wall of the high schoolâs Buddybook page from someone called TiredofWaiting. It said: âDear Know-It-All at Cherry Valley Middle School is a chicken and an idiot. Come out, come out, wherever you are!!!â
I froze. My heat had turned to an icy chill. This was scary.
âHow did you get this?â I asked. I felt my heart starting to beat really fast, and my palms were sweaty. This had just taken things to a new level. A dangerous one.
Allie shrugged. âThey wrote it on the schoolâs Buddybook wall that I administer. Can you believe it? What did Know-It-All do? I donât follow middle school âjournalism.ââ She made quotation marks in the air with her fingers to show just what she thought of our paper.
Even in the midst of a crisis, Allie found a way to be superior.
âWell, there was a column this week about a girl asking a boy out. She said, I mean, he or she said to do it.â
âHuh,â said Allie. âWell, thatâs not bad advice, but I guess it didnât go so well. Probably some dramatic kid overreacting. Definitely not as interesting as I thought. Nobody will care by tomorrow.â
Right. As if.
I stood carefully and collected my messenger bag.
âWell, I guess Iâll go start my homework now,â I said casually.
âListen, news hound, let me know if you hear anything. The poor kid who writes that column. Heâs really in for it! I wish I could be a fly on the wall!â
I turned to walk away, so she wouldnât see myface. âIâll let you know. . . .â
Allie started texting away on her phone. âIâm going to text this post,â she said. âMaybe one of my six hundred or so Buddybook friends has an idea who is Know-It-All.â
âAllie, waitââ I began. But Allie already looked up with a pleased smile. âDone,â she said.
I got to my room as fast as I could without looking suspicious. Then I quickly closed my door, sat down at my computer, and started to shake. I was shaking so hard, I couldnât even type to send an emergency e-mail to Trigger. I had to sit on my hands. Thoughts raced through my mind. Was Tired going to find me? Could she actually find out who I was if she wanted to? I didnât know what to do. All I knew was this: I did not want to be the Dear