they automatically strike dramatic poses. Then the lead girl snaps her fingers and they walk, in a pre-arranged choreographed routine using an exaggerated stride that makes their hips and hair and capes sway a half-beat off their step. A couple of metres from us, the lead girl raises a hand and twirls a finger and, as one, they stop and pose again.
âLike, the OK losers. Wassup?â
The lead girl, the one doing the talking, is wearing a deep blue costume that looks more like a dancer uniform than Hero wear. She has a bowler hat tilted over her left eye and a shimmering sequinned T on her chest. Her face has a light dusting of glitter and sheâs wearing flashy sequinned gloves.
âHowâs it going, Yesterday?â I ask.
âItâs Tomorrow Girl now, Focus. You know that, or has your brain gone fuzzy too?â she says.
âTomorrow Girl!â Cannonball snorts. âI canât believe you changed your name after one very debatable future vision over a year ago.â
âNot debatable. Confirmed. I can see the future,â she says, âAnd yours isnât pretty.â
She clicks her fingers and the five girls synchronise their shift to a different pose.
âMan, are you pimple-heads Heroes or a girl band?â Torch sneers.
âYou can be Heroes and performers, Torch,â she says. âAnyway, there are plenty of Heroes catching bad guys. We have better things to do.â
âLike Hero make-up,â says one of the Grl-Stars.
âAnd Hero fingernails,â says another.
Tomorrow Girl flicks her hair and squints at Torch. âUm, like, why have you got a tattoo of a . . . you know . . . on your arm, Candle? I hope itâs one of those temporary tatts.â
âYou wouldnât understand. Itâs a grown-up concept,â says Torch.
She leers at him. âHey, I hear Switchy is pursuing individual projects. Another Hero too good for Cannonball and his loser gang.â
âYou used to be one of us, Yesterday,â I say.
âYeah, but now I have my own crew. Right, Grl-Stars?â
The other four nod in carefully choreographed unison.
âTotally.â
âSâright!â
âDamn straight, girlfriend!â
âSweet.â
âWord!â
Cannonball can barely contain himself. âIf you werenât my sister, Yest â sorry, Tomorrow Girl, Iâd laugh you and the Grl-Stars out of town.â
âBut Mum would be mad, so you wonât,â she says sweetly. âAnyway, like, later, C-graders. Weâre heading to Northland. Hit it, sistas!â
As one, they break into song, while performing a choreographed dance step.
G rl-Stars
Thatâs who we are
Girls and stars
Yes we are!
Her-oes!
And weâre girls
We like to fly
And we like to twirl
âAnd the winner for worst song ever is . . .â says Cannonball.
Tomorrow Girl examines a finger nail. âLike youâd even know popular culture if it smacked you across your unfashionable black helmet, brother dearest.â
âActually,â says Logi-Gal, âpop culture, as an entity, isnât a solid, physical being and therefore would be incapable of actually making contact with another object, per se. Plus I think this time Cannonball has got it right.â
âWhatevs, Library-Head,â says Tomorrow Girl. And on an invisible signal all five strut past us with their synchronised swagger, staring moodily into the middle distance like catwalk models.
âThey appear to be channelling their youthful insecurity into ridiculous posing,â Logi-Gal says, nodding. âIneffective against mature criminals.â
âLogi-Gal, Iâve never been happier that youâre in our Team,â I say.
We turn a corner and I get hit in the chest by a lemon. I see the ear of an elephant head disappear around another corner.
âBoy, is that Elephant Head a sore loser,â I say.
âAt least Mum is happy about
1796-1874 Agnes Strickland, 1794-1875 Elizabeth Strickland, Rosalie Kaufman