each had our own cup holder and our own volume control for our own speaker. The seude-covered seats both reclined and swiveled, and were as padded as easy chairs. Poor Rupert with his cracked upholsteryâI hoped he wasnât looking.
I took the front passenger seat and put my shoulder bag at my feet. In it was one novel, a bottle of Poland Spring water, Momâs old camera, two hundred dollars in travelerâs checksâwhich Dory assured Mom was more than Iâd need because sheâd pay foreverythingâmy driverâs license, and a pre-paid phone card. âJust in case you want to call me without telling Dory,â Mom said.
Sheâd come into my room the night before while Dory and the kids were getting ready for bed. Or rather, while Dory was refereeing the fight over who would sleep where. âYou think youâll be okay?â Mom asked me. I was hoping sheâd come in to say there was no way on earth she was letting me get into a car with such crazy people.
â Iâll be okay. The question is, will they ?â
Mom sat down on my bed. âIâm sorry, Robin. Dory didnât give me the whole story over the phone. I didnât realize the kids were in such a state.â She tried to smile. âOnce youâre on the road, seeing the country, Iâm sure things will be better.â
âThey couldnât get much worse.â
She leaned in and gave me a quick hug. âI hope this isnât a disaster. I know the kids are annoying, but maybe you can find a way to like them, anyway. All three of them could probably use a friend right now, and youâre good at that kind of thing.â
âWhat kind of thing?â
âYou know. Helping people who feel kind of lost and alone. Scared.â
âIâm good at that?â
âSure you are. Just ask Franny.â
By nine the next morning weâd had our pancakesâall of us but Iris, who selected a nonfat yogurt insteadâand were arranging ourselves in the suddenly much too small vehicle weâd be calling home for a ridiculous amount of time. As we pulled out of our driveway with Dory at the wheel, Marshall yelled happily, âNow weâre really rolling!â
âDonât forget to send my letters!â I called back. Dory had given Mom a list of addresses where we could get mail; I didnât want to miss a letter from Chris.
She nodded. âI will!â
I watched as my waving mother got smaller and smaller, willing myself not to cry. What was there to cry about, for heavenâs sake? Sure, it wasnât my dream trip, but at least I was going somewhere. I guess I wished Mom was coming, too. As much as she got on my nerves sometimes, Iâd never been away from her for more than a night or two, and never in the company of crazies like these.
âSo, where are we going first?â Marshall asked as we turned onto Interstate 80.
âWeâre going to Minnesota!â Dory announced.
âMinnesota? Thatâs back up north!â Iris said.
âYes, it is. Iâm glad to see you know your geography.â
âJesus Christ. Itâll take us a year to get to Los Angeles if we have to stop and see every stupid state in the country!â
âIris, I told you, this is not a race. The purpose of the trip is the traveling itself, not arriving in California.â
âThat doesnât even make any sense,â Iris said. She pulled one of the big pillows into position against her window and punched it into shape. âWake me when we get someplace interesting. Iâve seen enough cornfields to last me the rest of my life.â
We werenât quite out of the cornfields when Dory woke Iris up. In fact, we were in Farmerâs Paradise: the Iowa State Fair in Des Moines. I could hardly believe it when Dory turned the van into the parking lot. Neither could Marshall.
âWhat are we stopping here for?â he asked