them around the farm.â
Get out of here and let us talk, is what she meant. It was beginning to dawn on me that this trip might be more than justboring; it might actually be horrendous. I took my time clearing my dishes and those of my disappearing cousins so I could eavesdrop on a little bit of the dining room conversation.
âMarshall seems okay,â Mom said. âWhy are you worried about him?â
Dory sighed deeply. âWhen heâs at his worst he makes Iris look like a cocker spaniel. There are things going on in him I donât understand. He has all these fears now, and he canât sleep at night, and he was . . . asked to leave the school.â
âWhat? Why?â
âHe draws pictures. Violent pictures. People shooting each other and running over each other with cars. Red blood exploding all over. His teacher found one that was obviously a picture of her, with her head cut off.â
I turned the water off in the sink so I wouldnât miss anything.
âOh, but surely it wasnât meant seriously,â Mom said.
âSchools donât take these things lightly anymore, Karen.â
âI know, but heâs working it all out, donât you think? You said heâs been seeing a therapist. Drawing pictures isnât the worst thing.â
âHe also hit another boy in the face and broke his glasses.â
âOh, Dory.â
Dory shook her head. âHe says he hates his therapistâhe doesnât want to go back to him. He gets so angry about it, he scares meâhe really scares me sometimes. Thatâs part of the reason for this trip, tooâjust to shake us out of our depressing routine. Things have to change, Karenâthey have to.â
When Dory started to cry, I slipped out the door as silently as I could. What the hell had I gotten myself into? I was going on vacation with a bunch of complete lunatics! Was there any way I could back out now? Maybe Mom would decide it wasnât the best idea for her only child to go sightseeing with Superbitch and the next school shooter.
I wandered slowly toward the barn, in no hurry to see what my fascinating relatives were up to now. As I got closer I heard a shout of fear, and then Marshall, saying, âGet it away, Iris!â
The barn door was open and I could see Iris holding up a squirming Golddigger, our oldest and wildest barn cat, while Marshall hid his face behind his hands.
âDid she scratch you?â I asked. âThat cat hates to be held.â
âNo kidding.â Iris dropped the cat to the floor and it took off.
Marshall stood up and took his hands away from his face, trembling and embarrassed, it seemed, in front of me. âIris made the cat scratch me.â He pointed to a mark on his chin, then kicked his foot out toward Irisâs leg, but missed her.
âI did not!â She glared at him, then stalked off. âYou are such a baby! Youâre afraid of everything!â
Marshall looked up at me, his happy smile now pulled into a tight scowl. âI donât like cats anymore.â
I shrugged. âWell, that particular cat scratches when you pick her up, thatâs all. But some of the others are very friendly.â I looked around and spied Hermit, a sweet old guy whoâs lived with us for years. âHere. You can pet Hermitâhe doesnât scratch.â
Marshall shook his head and repeated, âI donât like cats anymore.â His fingers kept tracing the line on his chin.
âDoes it hurt?â I asked. âDo you want a Band-Aid?â
His eyes were big and worried. âCould I get cat-scratch fever? I read about that. You can get sick.â
I smiled. âMarsh, Iâve been scratched by cats about two thousand times and Iâve never gotten cat-scratch fever. I donât think you have to worry.â
He looked only slightly relieved. âAnyway, I donât like this barn. It smells.â
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