Free Robin Jarvis-Jax 01 Dancing Jax by Robin Jarvis

“Cameras and famous people. The email said so!”
    Martin sighed. “You know,” he said. “The Internet is fantastic for stuff like eBay, but I think I preferred the world when it was simpler. When I was your age, the most new-fangled piece of kit we had was a pocket calculator and…”
    “This isn’t the breast thing, is it?”
    “Have I said this before?”
    “You and your friends,” the boy recited wearily, “used to key in the number 5318008, then turn the calculator upside down and snigger.”
    Martin chuckled. “Happy days,” he said.
    “Ummm… whatever,” Paul muttered with a baffled grimace. He liked Martin, but sometimes he really did say some daft things for a forty-three-year-old maths teacher.
    “Oh, go get your coat on,” the man told him. “I can watch the universe being saved again tomorrow night.”
    Paul was already in the hallway zipping up his fleece.
    “There’ll be no one else there, you know,” Martin said. “We’ll be stood there like two trainspotters without a station.”
    In Felixstowe that evening, every young person under the age of twenty received that very same email. Afterwards, when the tragedy was being investigated, nobody could ever trace where it had originated.
    The first part of the harrowing diversion was being created.

Chapter 7
    W here are the Exiled Prince’s sheep so rare, their fleeces of finest gold? Dead and dying from lack of care and frozen by the cold. Shun the Bad Shepherd, drive him from your sight. Where was he when the lambs did stumble and bleated in their plight?
    E MMA T AYLOR THREW her hair straighteners across her bedroom and yelled an angry stream of filth. She had only finished half of her hair when they had sparked and smoke started to pour out of them.
    “What do I look like?” she screamed at her reflection. “Britney Spears in meltdown mode!”
    Stuffing her unfinished hair under a baseball cap, she stormed out of the house, without a word to her parents, and strode furiously down the street towards Ashleigh’s.
    Taking out her mobile, she punched up her friend’s number aggressively and waited for her to pick up.
    “What you gawking at?” she snapped at a group of teenage lads on bicycles, giving them the finger as she clomped by.
    In her ear Ashleigh’s tinny voice answered. She was squealing with excitement.
    “Ohhhh, myyyy God!” she cried. “You will not believe the email I just had!”
    “I need to use your straighteners!” Emma demanded, ignoring her. “Life or death emergency. My crappy ones have exploded – thank you so much, Dad, you cheapskate. Nearly burned my eyebrows off! Seriously though – I was well terrified, no word of a lie.”
    “Shut up and listen!” Ashleigh retorted and she read her the email about the flash mob.
    Several minutes later Emma was sitting on her friend’s bed, frantically finishing off the other side of her hair while Ashleigh was trying to decide what jacket to wear. They had called Keeley, and discovered that she too had received the same email and arranged to meet her in fifteen minutes so they could go together.
    “I bet the sly tart wasn’t going to tell us,” Emma said. “Bet she was going to go on her own.”
    “She’d push anyone out of the way to get what she wants,” Ashleigh agreed, rifling through the wardrobe and pulling out possibles.
    Emma grunted and peered around the room, making faces at what she considered to be minging tat.
    “I love your room,” she lied.
    “Can you believe it?” her friend blurted. “Something finally happening in this dead town! What if the celeb is a rock star or a footballer or someone off telly or films? What if we get papped? This could be the best night of my life! The start of something really big! Fame, Emma – proper fame!”
    Emma looked at her own clothes. She hadn’t dressed for something so potentially glitzy. All she had anticipated was a typical Friday night hanging round on the beach outside a bar, cadging