thought youâd want to know before you heard it over social media.â
âBefore I heard what?â I ask, tryna keep my rising annoyance in check.
âJ-Smooth was arrestedâ¦â
âWhat the fuck?!â I snap, feeling the vein in my neck pulse. âAgain? When? Where? And what the fuck for this time?â
âFor assault, possession of weapons, and terroristic threats.â
I stand, pacing the floor. âYo, word is bond. Youâve got to beâ¦fuckinâ kidding me.â
She gives me a pitiful look, shaking her head. âI wishâ¦â
Jaquan Samuels, better known as J-Smooth, is one of my labelâs R&B artists. Iâd signed him to MK three years ago and watched his career soar. His last two albums, Portrait of A Manâs Soul and Tears & Trepidation, soared to the top of the Billboard charts and sold over 250,000 copies in its first week. And his album Tears & Trepidation won a 2013 Billboard Music Award.
On some real shit, the cat has incredible vocals and lyrics to match. But lately this muhfuckaâs been more of a liability than an asset. This is the third time his dumb-ass has been snatched up. The last incident six months ago was due to some corny-ass bar brawl with some rapper over some wet pussy. That of twenty-five-year-old R&B songstress Lydia Miles who theyâd both been fucking at one time or another. Allegedly words were exchanged at some Miami nightspot, then the argument erupted into J-Smooth clocking dude upside the head with a bottle, knocking him unconscious and causing gunshots to be fired into the crowd.
Heâs on three yearsâ probation.
And theyâre both being sued.
Now this shit.
In the blink of an eye, this musical heartthrob, Billboard topper is becoming a pain in my muthafuckinâ ass.
âWhatâd he do this time?â
âOh, itâs ugly,â she says grimly. âHe slashed Elena Mitchellâs tires and then swung a hammer at her, threatening to bash her face and knock her eye sockets in.â
My nose flares. Elena Mitchell is his on-again, off-again girl and another R&B singer whoâd won season three of The Voice .
âThereâs a restraining order on him and his bail is set at a two hundred-and-fifty thousand dollars. What do you want to do?â
I frown. âWhat the fuck you mean, what I wanna do? Not a muthafuckinâ thing. Let his muthafuckinâ ass stay there. If the muhfuckas in his posse canât bail his ass out, fuck him. Iâll deal with him when I get back to the East Coast. Until then, I donât wanna hear shit else about that dumb muhfucka. Got it? Get it? Good.â
I end the call.
âWho was that?â Marika questions as sheâs walking into the sitting area of our master suite. Sheâs fully dressed in a sexy lilâ skirt and matching jacket. Her hair is pulled back into a ponytail.
âJust some work shit,â I say, tossing my cell over on the leather chaise.
She slides her four-carat studs into her ears, screwing on the backs while staring at me through the mirror. âOkay. Not another word. But judging by the bulging vein in the center of your forehead and the one stretching along your neck, it must be serious. And if it has anything to do with that idiot J-Smooth getting arrested early this morning in Atlanta, you need to think about cutting your losses with that one. Heâs a walking time bomb.â
I give her a surprised look, and ask her how she found out before I did.
âWhere else? Social media. Itâs all over Facebook and Twitter. And I just got the heads-up from one of my assistants who is also a borderline stalker of his.â
I sigh, shaking my head. âFigures. Yeah, Iâm thinkinâ Iâma haveâta snatch that muhfuckaâs contract. Iâma have legal take a look at it when we get back to see if thereâs a morality clause or some shit we can execute to cut him the fuck