that! All I did was ask if you likedââ
âDo you always make such snappy conclusions about people?â Tara stepped closer and poked him in the chest. âOr do you wait until you know them better. Like for more than two minutes?â
Finn felt his blush all the way to the tips of his toes. A tiny piece of his brain noticed that the two Knights were watching. Mortified at looking like a fool in front of them, he slapped her hand away harder than he meant to. The sound seemed to echo around the clearing.
âFinnegan!â Finn jumped at Gideonâs growl.
âOh, for Danuâs sake. Not again.â OâShea walked over and took her apprentice by the elbow. âYou just had to fly off the handle, didnât you? After we had just talked about this.â
âHeâs the one who started the whole stereotyping thing,â Tara protested as her master pulled her to one side.
Flummoxed by the warp speed with which he had managed to infuriate Tara and embarrass himself in front of everyone, Finn clenched his fists in frustration. He shot a glare at the apprenticeâs back as she stood fidgeting while OâShea scolded her in a low voice.
âFinnegan MacCullen.â Gideon pointed at the ground by his feet. âNow.â
Fuming, Finn planted his feet and refused to move. Gideon lifted an eyebrow in warning.
You better get over there
, Finn warned himself, recalling what had happened just three weeks ago when he had stubbornly refused to obey a direct order during a hunt. A hard cuff on the head, thirty push-ups, and a five-minute lecture delivered in such a deep brogue Finn could barely understand half the wordsâthat had been his reward. Relenting before the other eyebrow went up, he dragged himself over. He winced when his master reached out and grabbed him by the scruff of the neck.
âTara Butler is not only a fellow apprentice, but also a girl and a guest, is she not?â Gideon said in a tone that made Finn gulp.
âYes, sir.â
âThen
treat her as such
.â The Knight gave him a rough shake with each word.
âYes, sir,â Finn gasped. He rubbed the back of his neck when Gideon let go. At the unspoken command from his master, he walked over to where OâShea and Tara stood, the girl now as red-faced as Finn.
Taking a deep breath, he forced himself to look her square in the eye.
When you offer up an apology, lad, do so manfully
. âTara Butler, Iâm sorry I was rude.â
âYou should be. Ow!â She winced when her master pinched her arm. âYeah, Iâm sorry, too,â she replied, clearly not sorry at all.
Hoping to salvage what he could, Finn plowed along. âAnd I really donât think youâre a girl.â
âWhat?â
âNo. Wait. What I
meant
to say is that I donât think youâre a
real
girl.â Finn groaned silently when the words left his mouth.
âWhat the heck is
that
supposed to mean?â
Behind him, he could hear Gideon coughing, trying to smother a laugh. Standing behind her apprentice, OâShea was holding her hand over her mouth.
Feeling like possibly the biggest fool in the entire history of all known and unknown universes, Finn prayed for a pack of Amandán to burst into camp and kill him. Right then.
No such luck.
âAre you trying to say you donât think Iâm a
girly girl
?â
Finn nodded in relief. âExactly.â
And now Iâm going to shut up before I say anything more stupid. If thatâs possible
, he thought.
Which I doubt
.
âOh. Well, okay then.â
âAnd, on that note, we are out of here,â OâShea said. âCome on, Tara, before you and Finn start throwing punches.â The Knight nudged her apprentice toward the path, but then lingered a moment. âGideon. Itâs good to see you again.â
âThe pleasure is mine, Kel.â
âAnd Iâm glad youâre
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