tennis. But they both looked up sharply from their plates when they heard the words âcatâs eyesâ.
âA funny thing,â Mr Sprules was saying. âSome silly young vandals have dug up the studs on the stretch of road beyond the railway bridge, down Sheepshank Lane. They were talking about it at the tobacconistâs when I looked in on my way here.â
Rosemary sat up with a jerk. Her face was red, and her eyes wide. âIt might not have been âstupid vandalsâ,â she said indignantly. âAnd â how do the tobacconist people know about it so soon? It was only ...â
But at this point, John, who was unable to nudge her in the ribs this time, because of the width of the Cromwellian table, broke into a prolonged, rather artificial cough.
âHave some water, my boy,â said Uncle Zack. âYouâd be surprised how soon news gets round in a village.â He looked thoughtfully from John to Rosemary. âYouâre unusually quiet, you two! Sure youâre all right?â Reassured by their nods he went on: âHow did you get on this afternoon? Theyâve been delivering leaflets for me, for the Sale on Saturday,â he explained to Mr Sprules.
âExcept for Tucket Towers, we went everywhere, I think,â said John. âIt was getting rather late, so we thought weâd better leave that till tomorrow.â
âWell done!â said Uncle Zack. âIâm very grateful to you both. Iâm afraid I have left the leaflets rather late.â
âDonât forget I said Iâd come and lend a hand at the Sale,â said Mr Sprules.
âVery good of you, my dear chap,â said Uncle Zack.
âTalking of Tucket Towers,â went on Mr Sprules, âMrs Witherspoon came into my shop the other day and bought a couple of battered old books from the bargain tray and asked my young assistant to take them out to her tricycle. Very high and mighty she was!â
âShe is a strange old thing,â said Uncle Zack. âLives in that great house all alone, and dresses up for dinner every night, they say, although itâs probably nothing but baked beans on toast. The house used to be full of really lovely stuff, furniture and old silver, but sheâs sold it now, I believe. I dare say sheâll come to the Sale, buy an old cracked plate, and eat an enormous tea!â
âYouâve never provided refreshments before?â said Mr Sprules.
âIt has never been so important for me to sell things before,â said Uncle Zack ruefully. âI wish I had a better head for figures. I had another very disturbing letter this morning. Iâm afraid I shall have to sell nearly all my favourite things.â
âNot your special treasures?â said Rosemary. Uncle Zack nodded.
âIt was Mrs Bodkinâs idea about refreshments. She said it would make people in a better mood to buy things, with a cup of hot tea inside them and a couple of her macaroon biscuits.â
âA very sensible woman!â said Mr Sprules.
âOh well, letâs talk about something more cheerful,â said Uncle Zack. âI tell you what! How about a game of Heads-Bodies-and-Tails or something, after supper? Could you face it, Sprules?â
âThereâs nothing Iâd like better!â
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Next morning, when Mrs Bodkin brought in the scrambled eggs for breakfast, she was breathing rather heavily and her usually neat hair straggled over her forehead.
âWhy, Mrs Bodkin!â said Uncle Zack. âIs anything the matter? You look upset.â
âIâve had a nasty turn,â said Mrs Bodkin, with a hand on the heaving bib of her apron. âI would never have believed it! I canât abide rats. Never could from a child.â
âRats?â said Uncle Zack. âIâm glad to say weâve never been troubled with them in this house.â
âNot in the house,â said Mrs Bodkin.