a Martian,â I said. âI donât give a shit.â
The words hung there. Somewhere in the brush, a chickadee gave that long dee-dee-dee call. A second chickadee answered it. Then a blue jay, farther away, and the titter of a warbler. A yellow warbler, it sounded like to me. Too bad I hadnât brought my binoculars. Perhaps one of the boys would have a Peterson Guide in his truck.
I shifted on my feet and grinned.
âWhat you smilinâ about?â Kenny said.
âWhatâre you all pissed off about?â I answered.
âNone of your frigginâ business,â he said.
âBut you donât even know me,â I said.
âI know youâre here and I didnât invite you,â Kenny said.
His mouth moved but his eyes were fastened to mine, unblinking, like a knife fighterâs.
âThey invited me,â I said, nodding toward the three girls.
âThatâs not what weâre talking about,â Kenny said.
âWhat are we talking about?â I asked him.
âSome guy from away who walked in here like he owned the place. Why donât you go back to New Jersey, cop? Where you belong.â
âI never liked New Jersey,â I said. âExcept maybe for the Jersey Shore. And the Pine Barrens. Ever heard of the Pine Barrens? Theyâre a lot like Maine except they have ticks. And deer. Lots ofââ
âI donât like cops,â Kenny interrupted.
âOh, but they speak very highly of you,â I said. âExemplary social skills. For a sociopath.â
âI oughta kick your ass,â he said.
âI rest my case,â I said.
âLetâs do it right now,â Kenny said. âCome on.â
He took a step forward so he was about eight feet away. I had four inches on him, maybe fifteen pounds. But I didnât lift truck motors for fun.
âYou sure, Ken?â I said, smiling. âIâve got to remind you that an assault charge isnât gonna increase your chances of getting into law school.â
âCome on, pussy,â he said, beckoning me forward.
I shook my head and grinned, then looked away, first to the two guys and then to the girls. I figured Kenny would either sucker-punch me or be left hanging, like a dancer without a partner.
The punch didnât come.
âWell, boys and girls,â I said. âItâs been real. If youâre ever on the dump road, stop in.â
All three girls decided to light cigarettes, despite the surgeon generalâs warnings. The big guy leaned back on the truck fender and, pushing his hat back, gave me a good-old-boy grin. The other guy looked to Kenny to see what to do. Iâd guess that in the pecking order of the pit, Kenny was number two. I wasnât sure what this little exchange had done for his standing.
âKen,â I said, walking over to my truck and stopping by the door. âI donât know what to tell you. Iâm not a cop. Iâm just a newspaper reporter. Come over sometime and Iâll show you my clippings. In New York City, I wrote about people who would chew you up and spit you out. Either that or theyâd just kill you and never give it another thought.â
âColombians, right?â the big guy said. âMy cousin was in prison in Connecticut with âem. Said they were mean mothers. Heâs rugged, too. You know Lyle, right?â
The medium-size guy started to answer.
âIâm not through with you, narc,â Kenny said to me suddenly.
âWhatever,â I said.
I climbed into the truck, shut the door, and started the motor. There was a puff of blue smoke.
âMotor job,â the big guy said.
The third guy stood poker-faced.
âTake it easy, boys and girls,â I said. âAnd, oh yeah. If I were Missy Hewett, I would have been a bitch, too.â
I backed the truck up, put it in gear, and lurched back through the pit and out the path onto the road, leaving them to