wonder if China would be interested?â
Jack continues his mining project.
âWhat about body parts?â I suggest. âYou know, for people who need a replacement. On Mumâs driverâs licence she has to say whether sheâll give away her kidneys when she dies, but what if they could get a nice, fresh, living kidney? Thatâs got to be worth a bit.â
âWhat about hair?â Jack says. âFor old guys having hair transplants.â
âThatâs pretty good.â I get my maths notebook out of my backpack and jot in the back.
Kidney
Hair
âAn arm?â I suggest. âI wonder how much youâd get for an arm ⦠My left one really gets in the way when I sleep. Sometimes I get pins and needles and I canât feel it anymore and itâs so bad I think itâs someone elseâs arm in the bed and theyâre trying to rip my face off.â
Kidney
Hair
Arm
I bite my thumbnail again and my frontteeth click together. âWhat about teeth?â
âTeeth?â
I wiggle my top front tooth, then the ones around it. Then the bottoms.
âThe tooth fairy pays five bucks a tooth, and I have maybe six baby teeth left, including the ones right up the back. Thatâs 30 bucks.â
I quickly jot down the figures.
Jackâs eyes dance and he starts wiggling his teeth like mad.
âIâve got four, maybe five,â he says.
âThatâs a lot of cash just sitting there in our mouths doing nothing. Come inside.â
We head in to my house and go straight to the bathroom. We both open wide and try to count our baby teeth in the mirror. We think we might have $65 or even $70 in untapped assets.
âAnd when I stay at my nanâs, the tooth fairy gives ten bucks,â I tell Jack.
âNo way.â
âYes way.â
âWhen are you staying there next?â
âWhat day is it?â
âFriday.â
âI could stay tonight.â
âWell, letâs rip out a few of your teeth,â Jack says.
âIâll go get the pliers.â
I run to the laundry, excited. I canât believe Jack and I have come up with a business idea thatâs actually going to work. We are geniuses.
I find the head torch in the camping tub. I grab the pliers from the toolbox. I bolt back into the bathroom, flick on the torch and gaze into the mirror at all those beautiful, gleaming white gems inside my mouth.
âWhatâs the point of teeth, anyway?â I ask Jack. âApart from eating.â
âTheyâre annoying,â Jack says. âMum makes me brush mine, like, once a day.â
âI have to do mine twice,â I tell him.
âThatâs ridiculous,â Jack says. âWe should just rip âem all out now. Imagine if you only had five teeth. You could brush them in 20 seconds rather than two minutes.â
âAll we gotta do is bust âem out.â
I hold up the pliers.
Jack and I look at them.
Theyâre kind of old-looking and rusty, and when I try to pull them apart they squeal.
âI think they were Popâs. Maybe they need a bit of oil,â I say.
âYeah.â
I go to the kitchen, bring back the canola oil spray and I spritz the pliers in the bathroom sink. I open and close them a few times and bright orange rust drips onto the white porcelain basin.
âWhat are we waiting for?â Jack says. âOpen up.â
Before I saw the pliers right up close, Isuspected they were old. But now I can see that the pincers are kind of jagged. They look like they must be pre-war. Iâm not sure which war but it may have been one that was in the Bible.
âI wonderâ¦â
âYou wonder what?â
âI wonder if we could just wiggle them out instead?â I suggest.
âThatâll take forever!â
âYou want to go first?â I grab the brutal, rust-crusted implement and hold it up to Jackâs face like Iâm ready to