the Parkersâ store. They kept her from worrying about Royâs antics over at the Hammer and Nail or his warped idea to rob a bank.
âWhat are we going to do with that boy?â she asked Copernicus, who was stretched out in a triangle of sunlight by the refrigerator.
Copernicus rolled over, facing the opposite direction.
âYou donât think I should encourage his idiotic plan, do you?â
Copernicus turned his head back and meowed.
âWell,â Jade said, âthen youâre just as crazy. Two kids cannot rob a bank and get away with it.â
Copernicus blinked.
âThey canât!â
The cat licked his paws, stood up, and left the kitchen.
Jade leaned against the wall and closed her eyes. âIâm arguing with a cat,â she said to the empty room. âA cat!â
âIt happens to the best of us.â Aunt Elise came through the back door. Tufts of dog fur dotted her sweater-vest. When she noticed Jade noticing, she said, âAstro likes to wrestle and Genghis Khan needs a cuddle from time to time, even if he wonât admit it.â
âTheyâre lucky to have you.â
She pulled pieces of straw from her sandals. âI was cleaning out one of the kennels. Mia went home today and both Sadie and Lady will go home tomorrow, but the Governor is coming, so that helps.â
âThe Governor?â
âI donât name them, I just love them. Heâs a black lab and full of get-up-and-go. I think youâll get along.â She sat down at the table. âWhat were you arguing with Copernicus about?â
How could Jade even begin to explain? âNothing, really.â
âHeâs used to ruling the roost, so let me know if he needs a talking-to and Iâll take care of it.â
That made Jade smile.
âIâd typically microwave a frozen burrito for dinner, but I promised your mom Iâd make more of an effort in the meal department. How about you help me put something together?â
Jade looked in the cupboards. They were filled with things like canned okra, canned tomatoes, canned tuna, canned spinach, canned pearl onions, canned Vienna sausages (which made Jade gag to even think about), canned chili, canned peaches, and canned kidney beans. âYou got anything fresh?â she asked.
âAll of those cans are fresh. I got them right before you came.â
Jade tried the refrigerator. There was a plastic container that held the leftover stew, a few slabs of bacon, milk, cheese, and a dozen eggs. Those eggs gave her an idea.
âHow about an omelet?â she said. âWe can make it with bacon, onions, and cheese.â
âExcellent!â Aunt Elise said, picking the dog fur off her sweater-vest and going over to the sink to wash her hands. âYou take the lead.â
Jade took the pearl onions from the cupboard, hoping a salt-and-butter sauté would help with their slimy, canned texture. âWhere do you keep your nonstick pans?â
Aunt Elise pointed to the cast-iron skillet on the stove. âThat pan will sauté, fry, boil, and burn anything you want. Itâs multitalented.â
Jade set to work: whisking and chopping and seasoning, making do with what they had. She lined bacon strips onto a plate and popped them in the microwave.
Aunt Elise grated the cheese. âWhere did you learn to cook?â
âMy mom taught me some things, but mostly I figured it out on my own. Iâm not very good.â
âI disagree, this smells delicious.â
Jade kept stirring the onions, trying to keep them from burning in the pan. âIt wonât be perfect,â she said.
âWho cares about that? Perfect has no personality.â
Jade poured in the whisked eggs and sprinkled the cheese and microwaved bacon on top. She flipped the omelet over, pushing the broken middle back together and let it finish cooking.
âNow this is a meal with character,â Aunt Elise said
Brenna Ehrlich, Andrea Bartz