same stitched design above the bill.
I get it. The design represents woods in the country. CountryWood.
I introduce myself. He points me to a chair in front of his desk. I sit. Clutch my scrapbook. Watch as he pulls a piece of paper from a desk drawer.
âFill out this employment form.â He looks at my hands. âThat the book Anise and Yee told me about?â
âYes, sir.â We exchange scrapbook and application form. I write in my name, address, and phone number, stop at the line for Social Security number. I pull my wallet out of my pocket, remove my card, and notice heâs looking at me. âUm, I havenât learned my Social Security number yet. This is my first time to use it.â
The bassoon voice rumbles, âStill have a hard time remembering mine.â He continues to turn pages, looking at dogs.
In the place for references, I put down Yeeâs and Aniseâs names. For purpose of business, I write,
To walk dogs
.
âDonât have dogs ourselves.â Chief Beaumont closes my scrapbook. We exchange it and the employment form again. âWife keeps two cats, though. Siamese. Independent little buggers, but smart.â
I nod. Some of Rosieâs cats are part Siamese. Monday and Thursday, the ones Max stopped from eating Birdie.
âOkay.â He straightens glasses that look like aviator goggles. The wraparound kind with an elastic strap that goes around your head. âHere are the rules.â
I learn that dogs are to be kept on a leash at all times. Are not supposed to bark continuously, as this is considered a disturbance. Are not allowed on the beach or inside the pool area, as their hair clogs up drains. Most importantly, they are not to leave âtheir businessâ anywhere.
âCarry plastic bags with you to pick up after them. You know how to do that?â
I nod. He demonstrates anyway. Putting his hand into a plastic bag, he picks up a tennis ball, inverts the bag so the ballâs inside, knots the bag so the ball is tied at the end.
âYou see how itâs done?â
I grin. âNot a problem. Iâve heard most of the dogs out here are little.â I point at the plastic bag in his hand. âPeanuts, not tennis balls.â
He lets out a rumbling laugh.
Har-har-har
. The corners of his eyes wrinkle up like bird tracks. I decide heâs okay and relax.
âThereâs bag holders every couple blocks,â he says. âLook like birdhouses on short posts but theyâre filled with recycled plastic bags. Have to carry the bag back to the dog ownerâs house, throw it away there. And you canât walk the dogs anywhere but on the right-of-way.â He pauses, eyeing me. âYou know what a right-of-way is?â
âYes, sir. The strip of grass on the side of the road.â
He nods, looking over my completed form. âYou donât follow the rules, the dog owners will be given the citation.â Another piercing look through the glasses. âYou know what
that
means?â
âYes, sir, Iâll be fired.â Iâm not feeling so relaxed anymore.
He pulls a map out of a different drawer. Points out a lake in the middle. Streets curving around it. Squares that represent tennis courts, swimming pool, beach areas.
âStay on this loop when you walk the dogs, nowhere else. Leave your bike at the first house you pick up a dog. . . .â He draws a rough circle along certain streets and connects the circle with the line leading back to the front gate. âPick it up when youâre done. Turn in your pass when you leave.â He looks at me. âGot that?â
âYes, sir. Justin Wysocki told me outsiders arenât welcome.â Iâm glad the outlined route isnât near the places where Justin and his friends will be hanging out. The fun places.
âHe did, huh?â Chief Beaumont lets out a deep grunt. âOkay, youâre good to go. Any problems, let