risk this place becoming Hangout Central for every local bonehead who wants to get a little kinky on top of a grave.
"Okay," the male voice says. "I'm just gonna slip this down and take a look, yeah? Just let me look. That's all I wanna do. I deserve that, right? I mean, I've been patient and all, but you've gotta give me something." There's the sound of fabric being moved aside. "You've got one hell of a body, Anna," the guy continues after a moment. "You mind if I stroke one of 'em, like this? Come on, you can't tell me that doesn't give you a little buzz down below. Why not just untie that knot in your panties and let me show you what you've been missing."
"I think we should stop," the female voice says, sounding nervous. "What if someone sees us?"
"So what? I hope someone does see us. If there's one thing kinkier than doing it on a grave, it's doing it on a grave while some limp-wristed asshole watches from the shadows."
"Limp-wristed?" Sam whispers with a smile.
"Did you hear something?" the female voices says. She sounds terrified.
"Relax. It was nothing."
"I definitely heard something."
"It was probably just an owl. You know what owls are like."
"What time is it?"
"Come on, concentrate on how it feels. I can tell you like it. Your nipples are hard."
"That's 'cause it's cold."
The guy lets out a sigh. "Okay, you know what? I've been doing this all wrong. I've been so focused on getting myself turned on, I've obviously forgotten to give you what you want." There's a pause, followed by the sound of a zip being opened. "There. Have a feel of that. Can't you tell what you do to me, baby? Feel how hard you've got me here."
"That's nice and all, Dean -"
"Just stroke it. Go on, wrap your fingers around it and feel the thickness. I know it's not all about size, but you've gotta admit, that's a pretty impressive piece of meat right there, baby doll. Doesn't it turn you on, just thinking about what it'd be like to have that inside you? Or maybe in your mouth."
"You've gotta admit," Sam whispers in mocking tones, "that's a pretty impressive piece of meat right there."
"It's not that I don't want to," the girl says.
"You're twenty-one, Anna. Twenty-fucking-one. Do you wanna be a virgin forever?"
"It's not that ."
"Then what is it? I've got so much love to give you, baby, but you have to let me in. You need to let me through your sweet, velvet curtains and into your warm embrace. I need to know that you want me. I'm burning up here. A guy's got urges, and I need to get 'em fulfilled somewhere. Do you know how many girls I've turned down in the past week alone, just 'cause I've had my eye on getting something hot and meaningful with you?"
Sam lets out a brief laugh, before quickly putting her hand over her mouth.
"What the hell was that?" the female voice shouts. "Don't tell me you didn't hear that , Dean. It was loud as a fucking foghorn. There's someone out there!"
"No there isn't," the guy replies with a sigh. "It was probably just that owl catching a mouse or something."
"Owl's don't laugh!" the girl says.
"Sure they do. When they find something funny."
"There's someone out there," the girl says firmly.
The guy sighs before suddenly walking straight toward Sam. Panicking as she ducks down behind a gravestone, Sam holds her breath. Peering around the edge, she can just about make out the shape of the guy, silhouetted against the dark night sky. He looks first one way, then the other.
"There's no-one here," he says, before walking back over to the girl. "Come on, baby, that's half the fun of a place like this. You've got all those creepy noises, all those shadows, but there's nothing to be scared of. It's literally just a big old garden with a bunch of stones."
"And a gardener," the girl points out.
"The place is empty."
"No," the girl continues. "I heard they got a new one."
"Well, he's probably fast asleep. Besides, what business is it of his if we have a little fun? I'm not suggesting anything too