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Blood!
    Hypocrites!
    Thieves!
    Traitors!
    Disease!
    The Circles of HELL can now be
yours to own!

    (Disclaimer: The author is not directly responsible for providing said “circles of Hell” to the purchaser upon checkout. Such
     “circles of Hell” are not located in the physical universe and cannot be guaranteed to materialize upon completing the transaction.
     Author does, however, guarantee that if said customer can aspire to each of the above Hell-like categories referenced above,
     they can be 99% sure that upon leaving the material world they will indeed visit said “circles of Hell.”)
    No refunds or credits. No guarantees.
    Hell may not be as hellish as previously suggested.
    Hell may not be engulfed in flames.
    “Owning Hell” is a play on words.
    “99%” may, in actuality, be closer to 11%.

From: http://www.maewest.com/sex_blog/
    Subject: For My Male Fans…
    You know what I always say, boys—a hard man is good to find! So why not contribute to making more boys bad?
    My official webcam is now up and running… for your pleasure and mine. And from the hits so far, all I can tell you is that there are so many
     men and so little time to, well, do something with them all. I hope you enjoy it—all of me, for all of you! (As for my female
     fans—I hope you enjoy it just as much if not more than the boys!)
    Thanks to all who have written letters in support of me after I was arrested while performing my off-Broadway play
Sex
. By now you probably know that the police shoved me into a jail cell for ten days… But I got out in eight days. Two days
     early for good behavior they say.
    Good behavior, huh? Try bad behavior. Being a bad girl is what got me outta the slammer so quick. Those lonely guards. Stuck
     all day guarding bad criminals. I showed them a really really bad girl and it made their day. I woulda stayed ten more days
     if they’d let me, but you can imagine no one was gettin’ any work done!
    Since I’ve been back, I’ve been writin’ another show. I ain’t quite sure what the exact story’s gonna be about, but I know
     for sure that I want it to include the following elements:
    Sex
    Have you checked out my pictures yet? This week I uploaded pictures of yours truly at the beach, playing cricket (you’ll see how it’s really done) and a little
     bit of strip poker with some of the boys down at the ol’ watering hole. Strip poker’s gotta be my favorite game ’Cause when
     you lose… you really win!
    I’ll be back tomorrow with details of my night out with two men at once! Double the pleasure… for them, of course.

From: http://www.joseph_mccarthy.com/blog/
    Subject: Speaking Out Against the Offenders
    The problem has reached a critical point in our nation. All across this country, the offenders laugh in the face of what is
     right and what is just. As senator, in addition to my other successful missions, I have decided to take on yet another in
     an attempt to serve my country as they elected me to do.
    It’s about time someone took on these bloggers who refuse to put a picture of themselves on their blogs. And that someone
     is me.
    That’s me.
    In a time where alliances to this country are questioned at every corner, where Communists can be found in PTA meetings and
     the workplace—hiding and plotting… Isn’t it time that all dishonest individuals be brought to justice?
    If you have a blog and you do not have a picture of yourself on that blog—you are lying to the American public. You are hiding
     who you are. You are keeping secrets from those who look for information in a public forum. You must be stopped.
    Therefore, I have decided that it will be my job to confront each and every blogger who erects their own blog and affixes
     them with images of animals, patterns, icons, colors, pictures heavily changed in graphic editing programs, and/or no images
     at all. If you are a person, with an honest agenda, then your face should be seen.
    Isn’t it ironic, that those